The life of Chris Chan is one of the most depressing and miserable rabbit holes you could go down. Like, it was funny at first, but very quickly it all just became sad.
I know it's trending right now, but don't look into it. Seriously. It's for your own good.
#TMA my boyfriend: "what if Jared got a job as a dentist doing instant dentistry? would he take your wisdom teeth as payment? it is a very profitable and smart business decision.....
he'd make a killing"
#goals
Ethan just offered to hollow out my skin and wear me like a morph suit but he was so sweet that he promised to keep my eyeballs in a jar on his DESK rather than eat them