Kryptal

ⓧ XEN

[Melanin Queen👑🌹 @onlyone_success]

Nothing humbles deluded clowns like reality.

Eleven years after a female banker turned down a guy's advance because she thought she was out-earning him by 20k, she is ready to marry him without a job.

Do you know how many preeqs has run through her without commitment for her to become this humble?

High value men have unimaginable options. They can have more than 15 babes at the snap of their fingers.

Nigeria is not the kind of country where women should be prioritizing hypergamy. I don’t know if people don't look around them. The economic reality on the ground doesn't align with the idea.

Let women keep living in lala land.

[John LeFevre @JohnLeFevre]

These people don't appear on any published rich list.

The shadows and gutters of global finance are filled with anonymous billionaires, heirs, and villains.

And we don't have a clue.

[Kryptal @Kryptalkryptal]

@frmarcellinus A bird born in a cage thinks flying is an illness.

[EgoKuwait 🇰🇼 @Egokuwait]

Who's gonna be this patient with this child if the mum's not there? If something happens to the mum tomorrow? Hmm

[MADE IN LAGOS 🧊💎⚡️🔥 @papichulo4224]

Americans see you as a black African first before Christianity.

Arabs see you as a black African first before Islam.

But Mutiu from Iwo said he’s Muslim first before being a Yoruba man.

[Bʟᴀᴄᴋ Jᴜɪᴄᴇ ☕ @FlowGaffer]

I once told a girl to get out of my car because she she lied while I was driving

I mean it was just both of us in the car, we was going to my crib from my office, it usually 10-25 minutes drive depending on traffic, she had already seen her consume Shawarma, boiled eggs and yogurt she bought while in my office

Suddenly my car erupted with an irritating smell, I mean it was dead ass unbearable, I looked at her and asked why you fart, she immediately lied by saying she not the one, I'm like what, in the shock I pulled over and told her to get down, I had to open the oil airfreshner in my car to beat the smell

After waiting for about few minutes i left her there and drove off, cause she disrespected me not once but twice, farted in my car and still had the guts to lie right in my face, I wasn't having none of that.

She later found her way to my crib almost immediately apologize and life moved on.

[Melanin Queen👑🌹 @onlyone_success]

Nothing annoys Nigerian women more than seeing a Nigerian man set standards.

They'll be like, "how dare you set standards?" To them, a man is expected to accept whatever is thrown at him.

What a life.

[𝐐𝒎𝒂𝒙 ✰ @itzQmax]

I’ve observed that many people in their 30s have grown so accustomed to single life that they no longer feel motivated to invest effort in finding a partner. They’ve simply lost interest in the whole process!

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

There is something women do that I find funny.

When I am quiet or stare into nothingness, you ask what is on my mind. Madam, there is nothing on my mind.

I'm a quiet person and I easily drift into quietness. Do women understand it is okay to just want to be quiet in your own space? Everything is not an opportunity to gist for gist sake.

They never like my answer. They want gist. There is no gist and there is nothing only mind. Frankly, I actually do not like that question

[PO’s MainChic😎 @D_goodybag]

What I don’t understand in the army is how you respect a call from above to leave terrorists, that will not spare you at any chance.

[Kryptal @Kryptalkryptal]

@shelovesore @DeDaddy_yo Ended it with "Get your pvc"
You people are not ready yet. For now, stay in bed and sleep tight.

Let the Fulanis, your corrupt leaders and elites, let them continue doing their thing. You just dey sleep dey go like zombie.

[Dr. Yoruba . @wlcback14]

You go to mosque freely.

You sponsor your program on tv freely.

You even block commercial road on Fridays to pray and no one complain.

Now take the mic and tell us the freedom shariah law will give you that you are not already enjoying. Except of cause, you are looking for a way to take away other people’s freedom.

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

the way hantavirus saw nobody giving af and just left

[Folabi 👑🌊 @thefolabi]

Heard my British colleague say he had dinner at 2pm that’s when i realised the English they teach in Nigerian schools no be am

[IKENNA @kena_ewuru]

This much intelligence, despite always being high, is genius level behavior. 😮‍💨🔥

[Daddy Lewa @TheHN1C]

5 eggs = 30g protein.
1 hake fish = 35g protein.

That’s 65g of protein in one meal.

After eating, your stomach isn’t sticking out like a pregnant woman. That’s how you build muscle and still keep a flat stomach.

[Horny for Wealth📍 @Kobbystr_]

Nobody gets played like a man who thinks his woman is not like other women. You will cry!

[kelly @kellytheboss7]

@Fiances_ Turns out “boring” was just emotionally available, financially responsible, and getting eight hours of sleep.

[tiahmmy. @alhameenn]

@Fiances_ This is precisely why arrange marriages were a thing, women are retarded when it comes to choosing a partner.

[Her. @Fiances_]

Rejected a man because he seemed too boring. Now he's married, owns a house, and goes to bed before 10 while l'm emotionally attached to a situationship that replies every 3-5 business days.