So you wanna play competitive Pokémon?
Just remember these simple rules!
Rule 1: DON’T DATE OTHER POKÉMON PLAYERS
Rule 2: SERIOUSLY, DON’T DO IT
Rule 3: *ESPECIALLY* DON’T JOIN A POLYCULE WITH OTHER POKÉMON PLAYERS
Rule 4: DON’T JOIN ANY DISCORD SERVERS, LITERALLY ANY EVER
No matter how much time passes, I think getting one-shot by a white Mormon kid while blaming gun violence on black people will forever be the worst debate loss. It will never get worse than that. Ever.
It's sad I used to get excited about these reveals. Now it just makes me depressed because it means this set will be scalped into oblivion by scum resellers and investment chuds. The soul from this hobby has genuinely been sucked dry by awful people.
probably my favorite theme in project hail mary is that fact that nature is beautiful because it exists and not because it has some sort of inherent morality