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[Benjamin Cowen @benjamincowen]

In a few months profits will temporarily flow out of TradFi (cool off phase after IPOs).

People will want to know where to put their money because everything already went up so much.

And there Bitcoin will be, ready to begin the next four year cycle.

[Tooly @ToolySOL]

Me if I took profits instead of a screenshots.

[Quinten | 048.eth @QuintenFrancois]

🇹🇭 Thailand is quickly developing into a new crypto hub

- No taxes on crypto until 2029
- Many crypto companies moving their (regional) offices to Thailand
- Binance announced more people to be relocated from the UAE to Bangkok
- Easy derivatives offering [NEW]
- Many crypto people moving to BKK
- ...

[Benjamin Cowen @benjamincowen]

"In the end the Party would announce that two and two made five, and you would have to believe it"

-George Orwell

[Sunil Gurjar, CFTe @sunilgurjar01]

Important Candlesticks📊👇

#trading

[Krypto222 @Krypto222]

@Catalin88AB @benjamincowen Literally cannot “match” and be “random” at the same time

[Benjamin Cowen @benjamincowen]

If you are bored by #BTC price action, this is also how it felt in 2019.

Bitcoin topped in June 2019 just before QT ended in August and then the market just slowly trended down for a while.

However, the drop was not as fierce as bear markets that topped on euphoria (2017, 2021)

[Benjamin Cowen @benjamincowen]

Guessing we may see #Bitcoin sweep the prior low before any major relief bounce.

[Delta @deltaxbt]

still thinking about this

[Krypto222 @Krypto222]

@ReetikaTrades Everybody hates MON. Try FRI.

[Reetika @ReetikaTrades]

Crypto is so fun cause all you gotta do is click a couple of buttons and you can completely ruin your life

[lynk @lynk0x]

The current state of the market is - sellers are exhausted and buyers are broke.

[lyxe @cryptolyxe]

i’m tired boss

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees.

$30 per seat per month.

$1.4 million annually.

I called it "digital transformation."

The board loved that phrase.

They approved it in eleven minutes.

No one asked what it would actually do.

Including me.

I told everyone it would "10x productivity."

That's not a real number.

But it sounds like one.

HR asked how we'd measure the 10x.

I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards."

They stopped asking.

Three months later I checked the usage reports.

47 people had opened it.

12 had used it more than once.

One of them was me.

I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds.

It took 45 seconds.

Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations.

But I called it a "pilot success."

Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail.

The CFO asked about ROI.

I showed him a graph.

The graph went up and to the right.

It measured "AI enablement."

I made that metric up.

He nodded approvingly.

We're "AI-enabled" now.

I don't know what that means.

But it's in our investor deck.

A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT.

I said we needed "enterprise-grade security."

He asked what that meant.

I said "compliance."

He asked which compliance.

I said "all of them."

He looked skeptical.

I scheduled him for a "career development conversation."

He stopped asking questions.

Microsoft sent a case study team.

They wanted to feature us as a success story.

I told them we "saved 40,000 hours."

I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up.

They didn't verify it.

They never do.

Now we're on Microsoft's website.

"Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot."

The CEO shared it on LinkedIn.

He got 3,000 likes.

He's never used Copilot.

None of the executives have.

We have an exemption.

"Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction."

I wrote that policy.

The licenses renew next month.

I'm requesting an expansion.

5,000 more seats.

We haven't used the first 4,000.

But this time we'll "drive adoption."

Adoption means mandatory training.

Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches.

But completion will be tracked.

Completion is a metric.

Metrics go in dashboards.

Dashboards go in board presentations.

Board presentations get me promoted.

I'll be SVP by Q3.

I still don't know what Copilot does.

But I know what it's for.

It's for showing we're "investing in AI."

Investment means spending.

Spending means commitment.

Commitment means we're serious about the future.

The future is whatever I say it is.

As long as the graph goes up and to the right.

[Crypto Tea @Cryptotea]

pls god, one more bullrun i promise to take profit

[Rex @R89Capital]

What the actual fuck is this shit lmao

[Being Libertarian @beinlibertarian]

Imagine buying 1 million Bitcoin in 2009

[Enezator @Enezator]

I don’t even want to think about how far artificial intelligence will go in a few years

[lynk @lynk0x]

M2 my ass