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only @tacobell can judge me ☝🏽🙏🏽

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Web2 me vs. Web3 me

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Got the Monday wrap up on @LinkedIn. That means it’s officially time to clock out for the day 🫡

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I make one little joke about an article headline and now I have classism wars going on in my dms 😩

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Will I read a book a month or continue being a degenerate who spends all their free time scrolling on TikTok

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I don’t think I’ve been shocked by a movie since I watched a grown man give birth to himself over and over again 😞

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I thought saltburn was gonna be a tragic gay love story. I feel bamboozled 😞

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Saltburn is available to stream on my in flight entertainment. Should I watch? Also, I’m in the isle seat

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@D10S1TA Come home when you can! 🩷

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@haaailss__ COME HOME

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@zuriiiaa @PicturesFoIder 😂😂😂

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This is so… out of touch? Like this is literally my dream scenario. I would even pay for Twitter blue for hee hee haw haws

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Let's just say you have a $150k salary in LA:
- After taxes, your net pay is $98,826
- After rent ($2k p/month) you're at $74,826
- After Utility (~$110) & Wifi ($54.99) you're at $72,826
- After car & health insurance you're at $60,826
- After car payments, you're at $57,226
- After groceries you're at $51,226
- After savings (10% of salary) you're at $36,336
- After eating out once p/week ($50) you're at $33,936
- After Spotify, Netflix, Apple TV, Twitter Blue, etc subscriptions you're at $31,308
- After a few small trips and vacations you're at $26,308
- After your cell phone bill you're at $25,108

What about shopping, gym, student debt, entertainment....?

With $150k being a high salary in the US, how does anybody afford to live in a major city?

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Help my neighbors are taking about sound of freedom conspiracies

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Gonna need some compensation from @AmericaFerrera for emotional distress thx

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Can someone sell me their @tacobell x born and raised uniform?

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@xPlantZaddy Missed you! What a lovely way to start my Sunday 🫶🏽

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I threaded something that probably should have been a tweet

Oh well

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Girlies, you ever think what your dowry would have been?

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Imagine seeing this live

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The lack luster crowd for Gorillaz is embarrassing THESE ARE LEGENEDS

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@canihavesometop H8r

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@nrttrk1 They played some bangers but obviously had to promote the new album