They call me Big Fudge

You can’t handle the Fudge

[They call me Big Fudge @Krystastar1]

Never half ass two things, whole ass one thing
~Ron Swanson~

[They call me Big Fudge @Krystastar1]

Miley Cyrus is one of the most pure humans to live this earth. What she did for her friend/old team member from the voice is what celebrities with lots of money should be doing, and it should also be on the cover of tabloid magazines not fake marriages/engagements or pregnancies.

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

My sisterrrrrrrrr tonight! #BrookLIN99 #Brooklyn99

[Angela Kinsey🍩 @AngelaKinsey]

Happy Birthday @jennafischer ! I love you so much and I am so happy we got to go on a hike this morning. Also your commitment to wearing this headband the whole hike was very impressive. #bff #birthdayhike

[BSC @Camryynnnnnnnnn]

Me: *eats 5 girlscout cookies for lunch*

Me 2 hours later with a stomach ache:

[Heath Hussar @HeathHussar]

This dude just drove by me blasting Unwritten by Natasha Bedingfield and idk why but it put me in the best mood lmao

[They call me Big Fudge @Krystastar1]

I find it SO odd when people announce to their sister/brother you’re going to be an aunt/uncle again! Like bitch, they never stopped being an aunt/uncle, the fuck you talking about again!?

[They call me Big Fudge @Krystastar1]

My son just threw up on me...completely missed my shirt and just threw up completely down my shirt...an, the joys of motherhood 😂😭😭😂

[Laura Lee @Laura88Lee]

The fact that they haven’t created a Krusty Krab restaurant is devastating.

[They call me Big Fudge @Krystastar1]

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[They call me Big Fudge @Krystastar1]

Whenever we watch How I met your Mother Trini falls asleep like 2 episodes in...HOW ARE WE EVER GOING TO FINISH YOU LAMEO

[They call me Big Fudge @Krystastar1]

My little Wolverine baby ❤️❤️❤️ @RealHughJackman

[Brandon @iLikeDanzDaily]

@alexsteinnn

[Funny Or Die @funnyordie]

Why.... Why did they make him so damn fine https://t.co/zMtOvt9V0d

[Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09]

Catherine said the baby was kicking.

I crouched down next to her tummy and told the baby if he kicks his mother again, he’ll be sent to his womb.

Catherine didn’t laugh and I’m certain she regrets marrying me.

[relatable @byreIatable]

Idk what’s longer.. plank minutes, microwave minutes or class minutes

[liyah. @steeleio_]

My roommate’s cat is always breaking out of her bathroom. I set up this hidden camera to find out how...and y’all....i- 😂💀

[𝙼. ♡ @iammarandaa]

You glow different when you’re actually pushing yourself to be better on a daily basis.