Krysten🥀⚰️

Internationally Published Model📸 Brett Sebring🖤 Married Till Im Buried 🪦

[Krysten🥀⚰️ @KrystenSebring]

Happy Valentines Day to the man that makes my heart skip a beat🫀
Thank you for loving every piece of me, I’ll love you until my lungs give out⏳

[Krysten🥀⚰️ @KrystenSebring]

I’ll never think it’s fair I have to go through this life or pregnancy without my parents….💔

[Krysten🥀⚰️ @KrystenSebring]

Now that everyone knows I’m pregnant I can finally yap lmao so to start: Yesterday my husband drove me 3 hours round trip to go to Home Goods for Halloween finds and so my pregnant ass could finally eat the Taco John’s I’ve been so desperately craving!😂💀🤘🏻

[Krysten🥀⚰️ @KrystenSebring]

I’m so ridiculously sad we don’t have Pretzel Maker anymore😭💔 I’ve been addicted to those mfs since 2010….it was ONE of the only joys of life man😫💔

[Krysten🥀⚰️ @KrystenSebring]

My body and soul have never been so irrevocably tired 🥲

[LeeshaB_88 @Leesha_B_88]

❤️‍🔥

[Krysten🥀⚰️ @KrystenSebring]

I met my full blood sister at a concert 2 years ago today..meanwhile neither of us had any idea we were sisters and that…..will always blow my damn mind😂💀🫨 #mysillylittlelife

[Krysten🥀⚰️ @KrystenSebring]

Forever disappointed I exist

[Krysten🥀⚰️ @KrystenSebring]

It won’t be our first time seeing any of the bands BUT it’ll be our first time ever seeing our favorite bands together in one night!!🤘🏻

[Krysten🥀⚰️ @KrystenSebring]

My husband just really texted me “Well if it makes your day better we’re going to see @adtr and @thestorysofarca in July” YOU BETCHA SWEET ASS IT MADE MY DAY BETTER!!🤘🏻🥹🤘🏻

[Krysten🥀⚰️ @KrystenSebring]

God my heart….💔 Rest in paradise TJ! It’s so heavy and unfair to loose so many childhood friends at this age😔

[Krysten🥀⚰️ @KrystenSebring]

I think his victims would all agree he deserved far more….but have fun feeling bad for HIM💀😂

[Krysten🥀⚰️ @KrystenSebring]

Why are so many people sympathetic for the man that was “poked and prodded for hours” while trying to execute him last week??? MAN WAS A DAMN SERIAL KILLER YALL?!? You feel bad for a man being poked for hours when he clearly stopped drinking water so they couldn’t find a vein??😂

[Krysten🥀⚰️ @KrystenSebring]

Did I get my husband tickets to see Creed & 3 Doors down for Valentine’s Day? Yes. Will we be Creed voice singing our asses off to every beat? Also yes.
🤘🏻😂🤘🏻

[Krysten🥀⚰️ @KrystenSebring]

What’s up with the ridiculous amount of narcissistic parents that expect their kids to dote on them and be engulfed in their lives in the manner THEY are supposed to be for their kids?😂 yall had kids to satisfy your own ego🤮 go make friends damn

[Krysten🥀⚰️ @KrystenSebring]

I have such little respect for those that choose to procreate without any means to actually offer the child a good, stable life.🤮

[Krysten🥀⚰️ @KrystenSebring]

I’m physically incapable of not crying when I see my best friend cry🥲

[-. .- --.. @ANTIVISTSLAYER]

it will never be a phase

[Krysten🥀⚰️ @KrystenSebring]

Why do brothers have to give such harsh but genuine advice? Like damn😂

[Krysten🥀⚰️ @KrystenSebring]

Just a friendly reminder you cannot legally charge for beauty services such as nails, hair, makeup, or facials without a current license! You can and WILL be reported to the state, and will loose any opportunity to ever go to school for what you “love” plusss a hefty lil fine🤪

[Krysten🥀⚰️ @KrystenSebring]

Tell me WHY while leading a huge orientation today I sworeeee I could hear my dead dad talking…after a few minutes of going insane I finally realized my ass FaceTime called my uncle in my pocket!!😂💀 Lowkey sad my dad wasn’t screaming at me though!🥲