Kyle Smith

Never shuts the fuck up about Star Trek

[Kyle Smith @KShrizzle]

All the world is tupperware and I dont know where the lids are

[30 Rock @30Rock]

lemon

[Kyle Smith @KShrizzle]

I do chores better when I'm wearing my docs

[Bonsai Tweets @BonsaiTreesBand]

Tour starts next week and we just added a NEW SHOW & upgraded some venues!! Yeehaw!!

[Kyle Smith @KShrizzle]

An app that lets you Shazam bird songs

[Kyle Smith @KShrizzle]

I'm trying this new thing in 2022 where I fold my laundry and put it away in my dresser

[Kyle Smith @KShrizzle]

When you are leaving the grocery store but have to go back in because you forgot something: Stop & Shop & Stop & Shop again

[Kyle Smith @KShrizzle]

Elden Ring has me saying shit like "wow, what a powerful lobster"

[Kyle Smith @KShrizzle]

Today is the day that everyone is accidentally slamming doors and saying "oop" because the windows are open and the pressure in the room is different so the door closes easier

[Kyle Smith @KShrizzle]

Can I get a check box in the settings of my podcast player of choice to say "stop showing me suggestions for Joe Rogan"

[Kyle Smith @KShrizzle]

Just spilled mountain dew all over myself its Saturday night baby

[Kyle Smith @KShrizzle]

A build your own six pack but for the specific flavors of cat food that your cat likes

[Kyle Smith @KShrizzle]

My cat may be named after a Star Trek character, but he causes mischief exactly like baby Yoda

[Kyle Smith @KShrizzle]

Mid-20s bachelor embraces the joy and magic of making his bed every day and vacuuming his room once a week

[Kyle Smith @KShrizzle]

The existential thrill of tracking a package

[Kyle Smith @KShrizzle]

Hey @Spotify would you be able to add a setting where if I play the first track of an album you just know that I meant to turn shuffle off

[Kyle Smith @KShrizzle]

The newest development in my life: I'm huge on coconut water now

[Kyle Smith @KShrizzle]

@sydneytaylormae I love you, let's hang out soon! ❤

[Kyle Smith @KShrizzle]

Jack Quaid (son of Dennis): New Quaid on the Block

[Kyle Smith @KShrizzle]

I understand that there's a great deal of discourse over the best menu items at Taco Bell, but I'll put my reputation on the line and go to bat for the Grande Nachos Box

[Kyle Smith @KShrizzle]

All ravioli is pasta but not all pasta is ravioli