Kelsey Smith

Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?

[Whitney Cummings @WhitneyCummings]

You can't be for the first amendment but against protesting.

[Kelsey Smith @Ksmizzley]

I swear the only time Jae tries to get romantical with me is when I just had a giant dinner and gained 500 lbs or had a horrible, rotten day 🙃

[Kelsey Smith @Ksmizzley]

@realDonaldTrump Imagine bragging about this 🤦‍♀️

[Kelsey Smith @Ksmizzley]

@sara62020025 @muhamed_rama @MisterAntiBully @1eggwhite You dont find it funny, but all down these comments you're making jokes? You dont find this funny, yet you made the video in the first place? K. Gross.

[Kelsey Smith @Ksmizzley]

I swear the ignorant ass people tryna be Tiktok famous 🙄

[Kelsey Smith @Ksmizzley]

@sara62020025 I love how you're hiding tweets and shit. Be a woman and apologize. THIS is racist and disgusting. Nasty ass scumbag

[Kelsey Smith @Ksmizzley]

When your bf starts txting you about ya intimate life, and you think its weird because he normally doesnt do that, but have a conversation with him only to find out the ppl in his shop stole his phone to mess with him and now know what a freak you are🤦‍♀️

[Kelsey Smith @Ksmizzley]

@baeryl @trishapaytas

[Kelsey Smith @Ksmizzley]

Honestly you goddamn crackheads

[Kelsey Smith @Ksmizzley]

@ZacSmith8 Yuuuup. 🤣🤣🤣

[Kelsey Smith @Ksmizzley]

My favorite thing ever so far is people trying to figure out why I have Jae's contact as Push Pop in my phone.

[Kelsey Smith @Ksmizzley]

Have to remember to never drive myself home after a hard asf leg day

[Kelsey Smith @Ksmizzley]

Got my hip checked out,I had shorts on, & my doctor was worried about the scraps on my knees & legs,she asked me where they were from,my dumbass didnt think to just say I fell & I was like, "My bf's carpet is super rough."Y'ALL HER FUCKING FACE. IDK Y I SAID IT, IT JUST CAME OUT

[Kelsey Smith @Ksmizzley]

People at my base are so DISGUSTING. I cant wait to get away from here fr

[Kelsey Smith @Ksmizzley]

I'm so sick and tired of single moms complaining about their baby daddy on social media. What tf did you think was going to happen after getting knocked up by a guy you've known for like 4 months?

[Kelsey Smith @Ksmizzley]

When people can talk mad shit about me, but still wear th $80 worth of Jeffree Star clothes I bought him 🤔

[Kelsey Smith @Ksmizzley]

I'm watching the 4th episode of the new season of Rick and Morty, and from now on, when Jae dirty talks to me, he is to call me a dirty slut dragon.

[Kelsey Smith @Ksmizzley]

So I recently found out that my bf thought the sizes of tampons were for the size of your 🐱, like regulars were for average sized 🐱 and supers were for big 🦁I called my brothers and found out that they thought that too. I fucking can't with the men in my life 😂😂😂

[alissa violet @AlissaViolet]

don’t worry about me, worry about your eyebrows.