THE Kal Simmons ™

retired

[THE Kal Simmons ™ @KSmoove10]

It feels so good waking up everyday and going to sleep every night knowing that God has us and everything we do in the palm of his hand #wow

[Unbiased Ev @DoubleVodkaDon]

Broadcast is absolutely nuking this HR derby. Good lord what a snooze they are. Two great performances to kick it off with some absolutely monster homers and they’re borderline lethargic on the mic. This is brutal.

[BaseballHistoryNut @nut_history]

Coors Light turned one HR by Shohei Ohtani into multi-million idea. Best reactive marketing idea ever

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The HR Derby just isn’t the same without him

[Barstool Kennesaw State @OwlsBarstool]

"TRAVIS BELL THE ROOKIE OUT OF KENNESAW STATE!!"

[Wes Blankenship @Wes_nship]

Top-5 food and sports traditions

1. Pimento cheese at The Masters
2. Hot dog and a cold one at a MLB game
3. Mint julep at the Kentucky Derby
4. Cheeseburger in foil and a coke at a high school football game
5. Berries and cream at Wimbledon

[𓈖 bëãñś & çørñbrëãd 𓈖 @beansandgreens_]

The dumplings at Cracker Barrel are yesterdays leftover biscuit dough. Now you know. I don’t care. Do you care? Aren’t they awesome?

[THE Kal Simmons ™ @KSmoove10]

@TewksHitting Momentum=championships

[Steve Lamb @Real_sjl19]

The Atlanta Braves have signed 87 year old free agent designated hitter Julio Franco. To make room on the roster OF Marcell Ozuna was designated for assignment.

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

The Oakland A’s are the real life embodiment of that dude who agrees to play in your fantasy league and then never touches the team again after the draft so their mere existence ruins the legitimacy of the entire league.

[Walker Buehler @buehlersdayoff]

If anyone wonders what makes 22 the GOAT, go watch the first inning of tonight’s game.

[𓈖 bëãñś & çørñbrëãd 𓈖 @beansandgreens_]

A hot dog is just an American gyro

[THE Kal Simmons ™ @KSmoove10]

@DaLighthouse3 Adversity taste sweet

[THE Kal Simmons ™ @KSmoove10]

@beansandgreens_ Only thing missing is a Middleton

[THE Kal Simmons ™ @KSmoove10]

Best fans in the world hands down

[Barstool Philly @BarstoolPhilly]

This city is ready to win a championship @BarstoolTU

[𓈖 bëãñś & çørñbrëãd 𓈖 @beansandgreens_]

Twitter is so much better at News than people who make the news.

[Lori Schmidt @LoriSchmidt]

ESPN reporting that Bills and Bengals fans have started to gather outside the hospital where Damar Hamlin was taken. A nice testament to humanity.

[Gary Sheffield Jr. @GarysheffieldJr]

Trevor Bauer when he finds out he’s making $32 million from the Dodgers but wont pay California taxes

[Cam Marino @StackTheBoard]

Lots of chatter that Atlanta will be in on the Lamar Jackson sweepstakes. They’d have to give him a new contract and would likely trade Ridder, two firsts and a second to get the job done.

[Blooper @BlooperBraves]

stay warm Atlanta

don’t worry about me, I’m always hot