Kelly Oaks

Snark-tastic, teacher, reader, dog-mama, high five giver, and history junky.

[Kelly Oaks @KSOaks1]

@chrisfallica It's not exercise the demon... you don't slap a leash on a demon and take it for a run. Excise the demon.

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@bigshotbryanh I have vile hatred of GD

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@avongalewrites It doesn't matter that I've read Riley and Ethan's story 5 gazillion times... each time I make a snack of apples and peanut butter, I think of Ethan's mom and chuckle to myself.

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@SarinaBowen I'm reading through the Ivy Years this weekend and am curious about something. Is it purely coincidence that Lianne's driver is named Reggie in The Fifteenth Minute and Wes's driver from childhood was named Reggie in Him/Us??

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@mrotzie I find the best comeback, for all people, is "Honey, just calm your tits and stop talking. My brain can't handle any more stupid today."

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@Kris10Callihan And, I only made the favorites. No dinner rolls. No mashed potatoes. It was really weird.b

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Thank you @GulfPower for our first night back in our house. We saw the severe damage around here on Garcon Point and I cannot believe power is restored this quickly. Very well done and many thanks.

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@GulfPower This is the end of our street and ya'll are doing great work. A big High-Five from Garcon Point!

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@GulfPower I am so thankful for all your efforts on our behalf. You're working hard coordinating all those extra trucks and had supplies in so quickly. I applaud you and your workers.

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@rickygervais Do you require all of Jane's friend to wear masks, I wonder??

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@Kris10Callihan I am watching Real Genius. I highly recommend!!

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@angelajames We bought a Dynatrap for all biting insects and it works great!! It's on Amazon if you're interested.

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@GulfPower I am so glad you coordinate with emergency services. A few days of power outages is nothing compared to helping our fire fighters.

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@WKRG Power outages in Milton, FL on Garcon-Point. Heavy rain and high winds.

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@Kris10Callihan Maybe you're reading via osmosis and are living out the fantasy of every college aged student?

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@ReidRomance Is there any way we non-authors can donate to cover shipping costs or packing costs??

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@Kris10Callihan You are NOT alone. I showed about 5 minutes of this move once in my History class to illustrate how the "villians" reflect our foreign issues (post WWII Germans are evil). And the students were creeped out and remembered it even years later.

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@angelajames That sounds like the best job ever!!