Keith Stone

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

@StephenM shut up you ugly fuck

[Master Marco Polo 🇲🇽“El Buki Raider” @srchilaquilles]

Conservatives on their way to defend their Pedophile President

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

No vote in Tennessee (+1 GOP)
No vote in Florida (+4 GOP)
No vote in Missouri (+1 GOP)
No vote in North Carolina (+2 GOP)
No vote in Texas (+5 GOP)

Virginia’s voter-approved maps thrown out.

MAGA has rigged the system.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

In Uno that means you are losing.

[Election Enjoyer @ElxMapping]

visits the pope → pope dies

leads Iran negotiations → talks collapse

flies to Hungary to prop up Orbán → Orbán loses in a landslide

Man’s got a streak.

[osama @0ba0sama]

Americans after finding that a group of fish is called 'school'

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

Dave Portnoy getting in a Honda CRV

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

never seen someone get excommunicated by a community note

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Remember folks, these women never met each other.

[Praise @tufpraise]

The Christian conservative mind cannot fathom someone being simultaneously religious and not hateful

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

One month after starting the war in Iran, this is the statement of the President of the United States on Easter Sunday.

These are the ravings of a dangerous and mentally unbalanced individual. Congress has got to act NOW. End this war.

[Jeremiah Johnson 🌐 @JeremiahDJohns]

"We can't take care of sick people or kids because we'd rather use the money on war" is a hell of a midterms pitch

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

These still exist. You're just not invited to them, like how you wouldn't have been back then 😭

[Karl 🇹🇫🍺🚜 @Karl98Kurz]

Je suis agriculteur et la principale raison de pourquoi je met tout le temps des gants c'est que madame a pas spécialement envie de se faire trifouiller les entrailles par des paluches de troll des cavernes.

[ella devi @ellad3vi]

this is clearly to scare men like you away. like the frogs that are really brightly colored to warn predators not to eat them

[Bark @barkmeta]

Let me explain what just happened 👇

5 minutes before the President announced a halt to attacks on Iran… someone placed a $1.5 BILLION bet on stocks going up and dumped $192 million in oil.

5 minutes…

These trades were 4 to 6 times larger than anything else in the entire market. Whoever did this wasn’t guessing. You don’t risk $1.5 billion on a hunch.

There was zero public indication this announcement was coming. No leaks. No press. Nothing. The only people who knew were in the room when the decision was made.

Someone in that room picked up a phone.
And within minutes they made more money than most Americans will earn in a thousand lifetimes. In a single trade. On a war that cost you $4+ a gallon gas and $16 billion in tax dollars.

American citizens funded this war. Politicians are profiting from it.

This is not the first time. Every major announcement from this administration has had massive suspicious trades right before it dropped. Tariff reversals. Policy shifts. War decisions.

This is the most blatant insider trading operation in the history of American politics. It’s not even close. And it’s happening over and over in broad daylight.

You would go to federal prison for trading on a tip from your cousin. These people are front running war decisions with billion dollar bets and nobody will ever ask a single question.

Nobody will be investigated. Nobody will be charged. By tomorrow this will be buried under the next satisfying headline. Just like last time. And the time before that.

The game is rigged. And they’re not even trying to hide it anymore…

[Keith Stone @kstone129]

@asmr_sleeptalk @spotted_model Imagine thinking Elon isn’t a menace to society and that DOGE didn’t do real, irreversible harm to the lives of Americans. In the meantime, enjoy the depreciation of your “truck.”