Sarcastisarus

🦖Sarcastisarus ⚡️Sarcasm is my Super Power 🛡Humor is my Armour ⚔️

[billy @kirbstomper4]

CDC says we only need to look one way before crossing the street

[buddhatree @buddhatree]

CDC says when you've reached the center of a Tootsie Pop, your quarantine is over.

[Joyce Meyer @JoyceMeyer]

One of the best, most joyful, most rewarding things you’ll ever do in life is making a personal sacrifice in order to enrich someone else’s life! #JoyceQuote

[Acho @feelTHEnature_]

Never stop being a kind person because of unkind people...

#ThursdayThoughts

[Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4]

I tested 100% positive for being sick & tired of cooking every day.

[Sarcastisarus @KStrothoff]

@DisneyPlusHelp 9 days later, still can’t log in to my account or get through to customer service. Waited 4+ hours on live chat with no response!!

[Women of Faith @womenoffaith]

#womenoffaith

[Acho @feelTHEnature_]

If you ever get a chance...

#WednesdayWisdom #quote

[Sarcastisarus @KStrothoff]

@Cait35Wku And this is why they are a temp 🤨

[Acho @feelTHEnature_]

How you make others..

#mondaythoughts #MondayMorning

[Acho @feelTHEnature_]

You are under no...

#WednesdayWisdom #quote

[Acho @feelTHEnature_]

Stop shrinking yourself to fit places...

#ThursdayThoughts #quote

[Acho @feelTHEnature_]

Everyone has a....

#FridayThoughts #quote

[Acho @feelTHEnature_]

...be quiet.

#SaturdayThoughts #quote

[Acho @feelTHEnature_]

"We rise by lifting others."
#InspireThemRetweetTuesday #quote #JoyTrain

[Acho @feelTHEnature_]

Somethimes you...

#WednesdayWisdom #quote

[Proverbs 31 @Proverbs31org]

That situation you’re praying over? God’s got it.
That broken relationship you desperately want fixed? God’s got it.
That fear that’s keeping you up at night? God’s got it.
That dream in your heart? God’s got it.

God is in control, and He’s got it taken care of.

[Sarcastisarus @KStrothoff]

@Cait35Wku Love you more 😘

[Sarcastisarus @KStrothoff]

Every time I let someone in, I regret it. Every. Single. Time.

[Acho @feelTHEnature_]

Don't mistake someones tears with weakness...

#ThursdayThoughts #Quote