Katie Mari C.

local self-care goddess

find me on Venmo @ katie-berger-11

[Katie Mari C. @KTB]

In Kurtistown kourtesy is our Kurrency
@kurtisconner

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Tbh
Frank Ocean should run for POTUS

He's already my King 😂

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I think I would want a biopic about me to be in claymation. I think it would make more sense.

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This fly has been stuck in my home for days. It's almost as annoying as the US is Great.

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No matter what you look like
No matter what you believe
No matter where you are from
No matter who you like
No matter who you are
No matter how you choose to live

You still have to poop sometimes

[Katie Mari C. @KTB]

Right is wrong
Down is up
Great is derogatory

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https://t.co/q9qe1vm0nq

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Ok Google
That's not what I asked for

[layne aka harbinger of chaos 🏴‍☠️🇵🇸✨ @swaggerwort]

They literally look like storm troopers how can anyone support this?

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Guys that don't know how to listen are usually bad at kissing. In my experience

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@abb3rz07 I have a few of those from when we got them in

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Who's more cute

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I'm so sorry sir, she isn't actually a pork chop

She's a goddess
So sorry for your inconvenience

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Her eyes are up here sir

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@grabbyelle @ericbespinoza Yes, along with his Calendar

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Systematic Racism is a worse problem than our restrooms being closed due to the global pandemic. Sir, please put your mask back over your grumpy face. We're in this together, have a nice day.

[🤠 @bestienoza]

just found out that this is the new madame blueberry. i have never been this disgusted in my life. don’t call don’t text i need a moment.

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Literally crying because Future Nostalgia is such a 🔥 album

[Katie Mari C. @KTB]

A woman almost cried today because she thought there were no more patio umbrellas left. There was one in red, her favorite color. She told I made her day but she easily made my week.

Dreams can still come tru