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I function on caffeine

[kt @kt_inKC]

well here we are on a day that brings a lot of emotions for me. 10 years ago I wasn’t sure I would ever graduate high school and today I’m a practicing attorney. Life sure has some gnarly twists but i’m thankful I can complain about them to twitter lol.

[kt @kt_inKC]

Today I get to celebrate 7 YEARS of being done with chemo and still being in remission. I can’t tell you how lucky and blessed I am to say those words.

[kt @kt_inKC]

I need @Costco to bring the churros back and @DietCoke to bring back Diet Coke Lime (no ginger)

[Mike Ott (Lover of beer and green bean casserole) @DustyBottoms04]

When my wife is saying our goodbyes at the party and hears me crack a fresh beer

[kt @kt_inKC]

Imagine having beef with THE @Simone_Biles … Wild

[kt @kt_inKC]

My new political stance is that I’ll vote for the party that sends me the least amount of junk texts.

[kt @kt_inKC]

I got some sh*t at work for not wearing anything patriotic to the office today. I was however wearing my ts eras tour hoodie and what could possibly be more patriotic than that?

[Lawyer Marg @ShortMonayy]

Or my other favorites - child custody and support issues where they just trauma dump the situation on me through FB messenger before I have the chance to tell them I don’t practice family law.

[kt @kt_inKC]

@ShortMonayy THIS

[kt @kt_inKC]

How do I professionally say “leave me a voicemail or I won’t call you back” as my inbox message?

[doja syd @SydDivineTarot]

who else

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

“yeah, I definitely have some capacity! What do you need?"

[peter @arabatman_]

“you feel me?” brother I haven’t felt anything since the scholastic book fair

[Gf Be WILIN @gfbewilin]

my big 3? yapping, napping and snacking

[Kaitlin Grady @_kaitlingrady]

I don’t want a “prebiotic soda.” I want Diet Coke

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when i put “???” In a conversation, this is exactly my face behind the phone

[kt @kt_inKC]

KC Trash ladies and gentlemen. 👏 been out for trash day and not picked up for two weeks and now the wild life have dug in it. Please note it was the only bag out and did not exceed my two bag limit.

[trash jones @jzux]

"who hurt you?" oh my parents, the economy, rent prices, my unrealistic expectations, that weird thing i said last week, the government, do you want me to keep going

[kt @kt_inKC]

Being evacuated from the brand new kc airport at 12 am while I wait for moms delayed flight to land and no idea if she’ll be able to get off her plane or why we’re being evacuated. This brand new state of the art airport is always such a nightmare. Gimme back old MCI

[kt @kt_inKC]

@Rachel_Green16 This looks very much like a hand

[kt @kt_inKC]

I love that not a single news outlet or sm of Kansas City is reporting the fact that the entire City is shut down and their response is “Sorry we’re closed.”

The news everyday discusses the Scout Cams being down but KC Water refusing to do anything? Silence