Katharine Kimball

Actress + Comedian.

[Katharine Kimball @KTKdoll]

My puppy, when my boyfriend says ow: oh human is fragile 🥺

My puppy, when I say ow: fake ass little b!tch 🧛‍♀️

[Katharine Kimball @KTKdoll]

Tell me why it’s cost $150 repair a $200 singer sewing machine? This is what the option is for supporting local businesses.

[Katharine Kimball @KTKdoll]

I feel like millennials get a lot of flak for contributing to “throw away society”, but we live in a world where we are financially punished for trying to maintain rather than buy new.

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

The Black community is not responsible for what's happening in this country right now -- we are. Our institutions are.

We are accountable to this moment. People have lost patience -- I’ve lost patience -- because they haven't seen progress.

[Katharine Kimball @KTKdoll]

@TipsOnActing Book of Mormon when it was at the Pantages

[Katharine Kimball @KTKdoll]

Kind of ridiculous that we still trust Chase and Wells Fargo.

[Katharine Kimball @KTKdoll]

You know, Shake Shack? The small business? They should never have qualified in the first place.

Shake Shack to return $10M government loan | Fox Business https://t.co/tIJcJUJRt8

[Katharine Kimball @KTKdoll]

My name is Katharine but the Irish side of my family pronounce it like “cat-rin”. Because they had to eat the other syllables during the great potato famine.

[Katharine Kimball @KTKdoll]

Me on IG:
Me IRL: Hold on, I gotta fish the pet hair out of my bath... https://t.co/gCxinitgsg

[Katharine Kimball @KTKdoll]

Isolation is finally giving my skin the “breathing” time I’ve been promising for the last 10 years.

#Isolation #Covid_19 #skincare #selfcare #beauty #selfquarantine

[Katharine Kimball @KTKdoll]

Thanks to the recommendation of @AudreyHelpsAct

[Katharine Kimball @KTKdoll]

Just signed up for April’s Foundation Class at #Killiansworkshop @killianswrkshop Can’t wait! #actorslife

[Katharine Kimball @KTKdoll]

Nobody Talks About It:
The unlicensed sequel to Everybody Poops

[Katharine Kimball @KTKdoll]

Jk. Obviously it was the person who moaned “yessir” when Sonic came out in a towel.

[Katharine Kimball @KTKdoll]

I can’t decide if my favorite part of @SonicMovie was the poor dad snoring loudly in the row behind me,
or the kid who yelled “NOBODY LIKES PUMAS” during the heartwarming little girl gives Sonic new shoes scene.

[Katharine Kimball @KTKdoll]

Why is my face so red?
I’m that killer combo: Irish and anxious.
This is also what it looks like when I workout or try to flirt. Same thing.

[Katharine Kimball @KTKdoll]

Customer, angrily: But I didn’t know there was a charge for [whatever]!

Me: It does say on the menu.

Customer, still mad at me for some reason: Well, I didn’t read that!

Me, trying not to let my eyeballs pop: ...

#serverlife #soundslikeayouproblem

[Katharine Kimball @KTKdoll]

me: ...actually, lubs

[Katharine Kimball @KTKdoll]

This is an even bigger disappointment than Cursed Child. Shame on you terf. @jk_rowling