Kettering Problems

I tweet problems that typical kettering students go through. It's a rough life in flint town. Satire

[Kettering Problems @KU_problems]

@KetteringU @walshcollege We definitely don’t want to do it by forcing us to sell our private data to HonorLock. New students should beware the dangerous program students are being required to use before they enroll here

[Kettering Problems @KU_problems]

Fuck HonorLock

[Kettering Problems @KU_problems]

Are they really trying to shut down r/Kettering?

[PsychoBilly Cadillac @YaBoiKelzz]

Leave it to @KetteringU to start pestering graduates for donations 1 month after they finished exams... guess my tuition wasn’t enough.

[Emily Poirier @poirieremily]

Kettering’s daily good morning posts give me cancer https://t.co/Gy7RgCHitj

[Kettering Problems @KU_problems]

It's cold again

[Kettering Problems @KU_problems]

@WhatWouldJaseDo When you have to repeat how Kettering's schedule works at every family gathering

[Kettering Problems @KU_problems]

All students need to print this out and bring it to all your classes

[Carter Wilkerson @carterjwm]

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: Court agreement reached to replace 18,000 water lines in lead-contaminated Flint by 2020.

[PsychoBilly Cadillac @YaBoiKelzz]

There's no reason this school shouldn't have therapy dogs 24/7

[Kettering Problems @KU_problems]

If you pour root beer into a square cup, you'll end up with beer.

[Kettering Problems @KU_problems]

Zero Week for president

[FPO @FlintPoliceOps]

BOL: 5700 blk N. Saginaw St. Gracelawn Cemetery. 2 subjects, in full clown costumes with knives, are walking around the cemetery. #Flint

[Kettering Problems @KU_problems]

Flint is longer on America's most dangerous cities. #winning

[Kettering Problems @KU_problems]

@shelbySjones what are you talking about? Our outrageous tuition could afford working computers. Not to mention state of the art wifi

[Kettering Problems @KU_problems]

@shelbySjones I'm sure that brought back pleasant memories