kyle KUBITZ

Writer, Director, Producer, Stroke Survivor, STAND UP COMEDIAN Thought Criminal

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@billburr how has Kurtwood Smith not played your father in a comedy flick?

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@AntiLeftMemes She means, a raging closet case?

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@JBMAGA03 C*nts Bluff

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@Claralkpz I recently converted to Islam, so I’m eyeing them cows…o.O

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@oelma__ I want her to have all my babies

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@nature__vibe John Wayne Gacy before execution

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@RickyDoggin ……and?

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@agnesmyxo 46 is too grown to be wasting company time getting vanity likes

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@oelma__ If I had it I didn’t know…

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@snowyxq1 Didn’t she make her career by flashing her snatch on screen?
Not for theological accomplishments or anything like that- just checking

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@JeaninePirroRv Jasmine Crockett

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@AntiLeftMemes Adhering to stereotypes

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@Milliehtu6 73

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@hwinkler4real Fonz, I think we have different definitions of “important”

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@sarrah_bellus Too bad,

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@harryjsisson “Dear diary, this Sisson Pheggot keeps sending me flowers”

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@AZ_Brittney Wow idk if this counts as retarded, it’s more brain dead

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@SUBRATA30016572 She can wear a crucifix, pentagram mood pendant with road flares in her ears….
The Woman is amazingly poised and concise- accessories don’t matter when you’ve got a mouth like a Howitzer ❤️❤️🤙🏻❤️❤️❤️❤️🤘🏻👌👍❤️❤️✝️✝️✝️

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@theMakarioz Dude behind the camera is a cunt. That is all

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@honeymoon250 Looks like the new season of Always Sunny is gonna be fire!!

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@SaimaAill Ask Michael Douglas…
Thems ain’t made for eating