KoochB

Powerpointer, Moody writer, Keen Strategizer, Day Dreamer, Over-thinker, Over-sharer, Kitchen Potterer, Recovering Online Shopper, Occassional Clay-Modeller

[KoochB @KucchhB]

@AslamShaikh_MLA I am a voter from the Malad west constituency. I would like to write an email to Mr. Shaikh regarding a concern in my area. Where can I reach out?

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Loud crackers being burst inside tyres in Akshardham CHS, Malad west since 8am this morning. Not stopping despite being requested. Zero regard for the rules or for the well-being of people and animals. Please intervene @mybmc @MumbaiPolice

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In the last few days, I've heard Sukhbir played in ganpati visarjan, navratri, ubers and this morning in the gym. Elder millennial funerals going to have 'oh ho ho ho' soundtrack.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

I feel that there's a misunderstanding of the Met Gala and its purpose. 🧵

[mother jeongyeon @motherjeon97]

men will be 1 sneeze away from dying and still sexually harass women

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So far, in 2024, I'm waiting for my productivity journal to get delivered to start being productive.

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.@duolingo has not adequately tapped into the calming benefits of their language lessons

[Shreemi Verma @shreemiverma19]

someone remove him from that whatsapp group exclusively for middle aged married men please

[वरुण 🇮🇳 @varungrover]

बस एक।

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Reaching the last page of a book and reaching the last page of a notebook create equal and opposite feelings.

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Condescension masked as humour really has to be the worst kind

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Not one adult is dressed in coords that make them look like a toddler, and that alone makes Chennai Airport my fav

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#classnetflix feels like a Madhur Bhandarkar show with better production value.

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Baba Siddiqui deserves a cut, i feel

[taran adarsh @taran_adarsh]

#Pathaan is HISTORIC… Sets NEW BENCHMARKS in its *extended* Week 1… Weekend 2 will be equally POWER-PACKED… Wed 55 cr, Thu 68 cr, Fri 38 cr, Sat 51.50 cr, Sun 58.50 cr, Mon 25.50 cr, Tue 22 cr, Wed 17.50 cr, Thu 15 cr. Total: ₹ 351 cr. #Hindi. #India biz.

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*Chuckles in Marathi*

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And that they didn't just take over half the planet in the hunt for spices...

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More earnest prayers have been said in football stadiums than churches

[BBH Labs @BBHLabs]

Oof. This chart is like the first 10 minutes of Up

[KoochB @KucchhB]

Random observation of the day: People behave like absolute animals at the airport and suddenly become polite when they enter the aircraft. Is it the cabin pressure?