Trey- Kulo Mal

My name is Trey AKA Kulo Mal. I enjoy cooking and avoiding the looming existential crisis i constantly think about. I also doubt most of you can't out drink me

[Trey- Kulo Mal @Kulomal]

everything i do for my job leads to impacting peoples lives, but they don't even acknowledge it and still complain, I fucking hate being a cook, but love it as well

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@Murph2Times the crazy thing about now adays you give more MTV type content then MTV has done in about half a decade

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@ashweyashley @pokimanelol miss u disco

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@BoGumphreyRS @dirtn3rd

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@Murph2Times mac n cheese is the best side for steak

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@okeebzo as a cook for my profession, you fucking killed it. absolutely appetizing plating too

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@equalixlol @kwistenkim implying josh is a competent man

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That odd depression when one of you favorite coworkers buts their 2 weeks in.. 🙃🙂🙃🙂

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@Murph2Times In a restaurant that shit be time consuming. food processors are key 🤣🤣

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I fucking give up, aint no one in my life loves/likes me im just a weird ass after thought....

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@Murph2Times Trust me as a cook trying to dethaw something on the fly is some kind of anxiety i wish on no one. ive found a few tricks tho

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@AAAnews Hey guys wanna tell me why my car isn't getting towed to a shop to get it fixed???? I'm a paying customer and you guys seem to have give me the worst experience I've had so far

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@Murph2Times cross your t's and dot your i's my friend

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@Murph2Times im telling you Murph walk out and do nothing but anything that you communicated with that company record it also tell them you are everything you say to me are on record

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@Murph2Times Murph if my area it arab gas stations. they all sketch af

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@Murph2Times imagine a lil dog that doesn't bite but does like this little constant nibble compared to a huge bit. that's how one feels

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@Murph2Times Very fucking nice. baked that perfectly

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legit thinking about my career as a cook, it might not be for me..... I get vibes in this kitchen I don't fit

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@Murphy2x gurl is thicker than oatmeal. as a ass guy... god damn

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@KristinasCall You are not toxic. Just having a strong belief in your views is normal. Stay strong and keep tweeting I miss being in Cali and you bring me my news

[Trey- Kulo Mal @Kulomal]

Let me know how ugly you are with out saying so: I'll start ; My only matches on tinder are girls who promote their OnlyFans