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[Red is a Stranger 🌹🇵🇷 @littleredsmpriv]

the last thing i see before my friend and i hotbox the entire ottoman empire

[Rillionaire @Glirastes]

There are exactly two Bostonians in Star Wars

[Ivan Beck @VDIvanBeck]

Happy Pride Month.

[Seaboard™️ @Kulow_Ren]

@WhiteHouse Wow now the weight of possibly being laid off due to museum budget cuts feels a lot lighter, thank you @WhiteHouse glory to the state of Israel

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

there's a male loneliness epidemic and most women don't even care how hard it is to be your own man when your dad is Jabba the Hutt

[Nimori @AdunaicMolester]

Just had an extra slice of bread with my eggs for breakfast. Starter house got pushed back another 40 years.

[𝕸𝖆𝖑 𓃠 (ℭ𝔬𝔪𝔪𝔰 𝔬𝔭𝔢𝔫) @mameomal]

The concept of a starving artist doesnt exist in the firenation cause their leader cant stop commissioning fanart of his bestie

[sergi @sergiart5_]

'self-aware' is now available as a print!

[lake micah @afrofatalism]

there are leland palmers everywhere for those with eyes to see

[Seaboard™️ @Kulow_Ren]

@billbria Uncle at the function won't stop talking about some fuckass kid named Michael

[rachel brown bot @postingcontent]

getting meeker so i can inherit the earth

[Seaboard™️ @Kulow_Ren]

Does the mouse in the I-35W & Lake St transit station know the Wolves just won against the Spurs in their own city

[Seaboard™️ @Kulow_Ren]

Walking up to your balcony like this to peddle my wares for a shockingly awful price

[Mr. Goji  @Mr_goji54]

Good morning kaiju lovers

[Spencer Agnew @Spennser]

funniest star wars name has gotta be cody

[zo𓆑 @b1tesnails]

Coming over just to do this in your backyard

[Union @yumtapwater]

The humble pedestrian minneapolis turkey

[doomer @uncledoomer]

getting into hijinks with my chud sons

[Milk Ape 🦍 @milk__ape]

[The gorilla parries you]

[turbomander @turbomander]

give me a pack of newports and a single spell slot and i’ll save the realm

[Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead]

Gas is up 70 cents overnight here so what if a fifth guy tried