Kuma-Chan

I'm a pissed off puppy. #GODDAMMIT #Morons #doodle #tripledoodle #AirDoodle #SPCA #OG #Diarrhea #ShittyPuke #BullCock #damnhumans #pissforyourrights

[Kuma-Chan @Kumathepup]

These late nights defying the ancients are taking their toll. #BLASPHEMY #WRITING #Gonteekwa

[THE GONTEEKWA @GONTEEKWA]

Finally, a goddamn werewolf story with some teeth. #Gonteekwa https://t.co/1KXhJbakff

[THE GONTEEKWA @GONTEEKWA]

WHAT? #Werewolf #Gonteekwa https://t.co/9hjmpooqq2

[Kuma-Chan @Kumathepup]

I'll still fucking kill you, human.

[Kuma-Chan @Kumathepup]

Haha, my head is bigger than yours, prick. "@Mediasaurusrex: Me and the killer @Kumathepup"

[Kuma-Chan @Kumathepup]

You dick. I didn't tell you that you could post this. "@Mediasaurusrex: Heyyyyyyyy buddy!"

[DEMMON @THE_DEMMON]

Oh no. She ran outta #Canidae so I got an emergency 5lb of #NewmansOwn and we're all bracing for the #DOGFART.

[Kuma-Chan @Kumathepup]

2 baths in a week? You crackhead. I'd rather have squatters in my fur than more shampoo you fuck. @Mediasaurusrex

[Kuma-Chan @Kumathepup]

Thanks for the hotdog from the grill. I just puked it up publicly to get you into trouble. #GetOnMyLevel #FuckOff #IHateHotDogs

[Kuma-Chan @Kumathepup]

Baths suck. #DoggieShakedownSprinkler #YourWetHouse #FOKJOO #2lbsOfTreatsPlx #MyFleasMyFriends #HairyTub #RuinedFloor #EtcEtc

[Kuma-Chan @Kumathepup]

If the SPCA catches me, you can't afford my bail. Well played motherfucker, well played. #DamnHuman #OUTOFCOMPLIANCE #FUCKSPCA #DOODLE

[Kuma-Chan @Kumathepup]

You won't pay the fines the SPCA fucked you with and I'm outta compliance? #HumanGames #FUCKSPCA #DamnHumans #RegisterYourBitchesPeople

[Kuma-Chan @Kumathepup]

Eat a dick sir. I had to have my chain yanked all afternoon by a #DamnHuman #Asshole #YouForgotMyDinner #MotherfuckaCrate @Mediasaurusrex

[Kuma-Chan @Kumathepup]

That #selfie that didn't attach. #FuckTechnology

[Kuma-Chan @Kumathepup]

I like to drop a wet #doodle in the driveway when a car is backing out. @Mediasaurusrex has to bag it too LOL. #WaitHumans #WetDoodle

[Kuma-Chan @Kumathepup]

#Selfie on the #Bricks. Hurry up with the treats or I'll piss them. #PissTheBricks

[Kuma-Chan @Kumathepup]

Woke up to an empty house. I guess all that #beachtalk didn't include me. #WetPillowsForAll #PillowPiss #BedPissHead #PillowUrinal #Piss

[Kuma-Chan @Kumathepup]

I GOT #FLEAS BITCH! #Selfie #FuckYourBed #FuckYourSheets #WalkPLz #DamnHumans #BedDoodle

[Kuma-Chan @Kumathepup]

I licked every one of them. #DamnHumans #DogSpittle #FuckYou #KibbleBreath #FuckYourDinner #CHOPS

[Kuma-Chan @Kumathepup]

You're a fucking slouch. #Walktime #GetOffYourAss #Treats #PutYourCollarOn #FuckYou #AirDoodle