Trash Panda

California born/Ohio raised/Tennessee bound/Mario rules/boat life

[Trash Panda @KuntzJacob]

Coworker: I hate that my computer screen ain't working for shit.
Me: I hate eating ass and not getting the gesture reciprocated.
Coworker: u really gotta stop with this shit.

[Trash Panda @KuntzJacob]

When rocket raccoon said "there's nothing like me except me." Then beats his chest. I still feel that.

[Trash Panda @KuntzJacob]

Hey IRS. It's me.....can I get the 8k u owe me. Closing on a house and without it I'm gonna be poor for like a month. Thanks

[Trash Panda @KuntzJacob]

Doesn't the repetitive four seasons, holidays, work, and responsibilities make anyone else wanna lose it?

[Trash Panda @KuntzJacob]

Not gonna lie. The caterpillars transformation in "bugs life" was disappointing as hell.

[Trash Panda @KuntzJacob]

Is it time to raise kids to have cell phone manners?

[Trash Panda @KuntzJacob]

@sieraaalyn Don't know u but I got a 2 year old that can hang.

[Trash Panda @KuntzJacob]

Why is every " one upper " essentially dumb as shit.

[Trash Panda @KuntzJacob]

Nothing worse than a dumbass who thinks he's an alpha.

[Trash Panda @KuntzJacob]

I had been called a stupid fuck bc I poked holes in the plastic rather than peeling the corner on my boxed dinner. Welcome to america.

[Trash Panda @KuntzJacob]

I'm kinda digging the new captain america.

[Trash Panda @KuntzJacob]

Nobody cares if u have problems or feeling sad. Just sink or swim. Good luck.

[Trash Panda @KuntzJacob]

Putnam>defiance

[Trash Panda @KuntzJacob]

You like tacos and pizza? Come on down to defiance ohio.

[Trash Panda @KuntzJacob]

@kindiliengirl1 Not looking for a holler?

[Trash Panda @KuntzJacob]

School can't teach u to be successful bc teachers have a middle class mindset.

[Trash Panda @KuntzJacob]

@TheLittleman16 Uh what?

[Trash Panda @KuntzJacob]

Was life good as kids bc it was b4 the internet or bc of no responsibility?

[Trash Panda @KuntzJacob]

Do ohioans drive to vacations all the time bc they scared of planes and car rentals?

[Trash Panda @KuntzJacob]

Why are dc films even being made?