Kurt

Never trust a man with a pony tail!

[Kurt @Kurtaaronpiper]

I completed a puzzle in One Clue Crossword. Play now for free!
https://t.co/M5pRXDrHDR #OneClueCrossword

[Kurt @Kurtaaronpiper]

@parcelforce playing the waiting game mate. Will it come? Will it not? The problem lies with your drivers, pointless complaining anymore

[Kurt @Kurtaaronpiper]

@parcelforce What am I paying for? Drivers that don't attempt delivery? Long waits on the premium number phonelines? You not worth the money

[Kurt @Kurtaaronpiper]

@SnoopDogg I'm going lovebox next Sat and need a lift back home to Southend for the after party as the trains will be crazy!!! What you say?

[Kurt @Kurtaaronpiper]

#MetroWinterSoldier

[Kurt @Kurtaaronpiper]

@MattEdmondson @elizadoolittle wow some people can't take a joke

[Slow Sports News @SlowSportsNews]

David Beckham, Zinedine Zidane and Ronaldo celebrate Zidanes opener #ChampionsLeague

[Kurt @Kurtaaronpiper]

I said hey man take a walk on the wild side - #LouReedRIP

[Kurt @Kurtaaronpiper]

“@lordluke23: Driving in this weather is not advisable” It doesn't look that bad out there!

[Kurt @Kurtaaronpiper]

Just seen bad grandpa with @realjknoxville gotta be the funniest film in a long time!!!

[Kurt @Kurtaaronpiper]

“@OfficialClancy: I literally can't walk after today ! X” crouchy been abit rough?

[Kurt @Kurtaaronpiper]

Hs a nice shower on the way home!

[Kurt @Kurtaaronpiper]

We need a @WholeFoods market in southend on sea now!!!!!

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

Here are the outtakes from This Is The End! http://t.co/q7Wf5lmTAC

[Kurt @Kurtaaronpiper]

Suarez gets 10 games for biting and Torres gets nothing for scratching someone's face! #thefaareuseless

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Remember, mondays are fine. It's your life that sucks.

[Kurt @Kurtaaronpiper]

@james_skinner89 @lordluke23 why are they vibrating?????

[Kurt @Kurtaaronpiper]

Hahahahaha

[Kurt @Kurtaaronpiper]

I can't believe etoo is coming to the premier league