Kurt Veldman

[Kurt Veldman @KurtVeldman]

Into the first minute of Spring Breakers... tits out and a bong hit. Delicious.

[Karl Stefanovic @karlstefanovic]

Too all 3 of my British followers ahead of the Ashes. It's more fun being a convict. Get a brown dog up ya.

[Kurt Veldman @KurtVeldman]

@broweb23 @tastokes49 he will be off them big time!! Wishing he didn't buy 2 celtics jerseys!! #chasingoutsideshooters

[Kurt Veldman @KurtVeldman]

@broweb23 might be enough to convince someone to change teams in 2K #newpowerhouse ??

[Kurt Veldman @KurtVeldman]

One ply toilet paper... Life's guarantee of getting some ass today.

[Ted Richards @tedrichards25]

The media pounced on Kurt Tippet on arrival at Adelaide airport like @kjack_15 on loose change.

[Kurt Veldman @KurtVeldman]

Happy Birthday little sis!!! http://t.co/a8bmwy5Ggk

[Kurt Veldman @KurtVeldman]

“@ClarkyHeraldSun: Hilarious footage of the @GeelongCats being hypnotised. http://t.co/ObAO139SAb well done @tjpeets” @tastokes49

[Kurt Veldman @KurtVeldman]

Time to make some beer!!! #brewkit #coopers #veldmanbitter #vb #justkidding #itscoopersdraught #stillgood http://t.co/gs72xeHZfq

[Kurt Veldman @KurtVeldman]

#blacksaturday #4years #RIP http://t.co/yYUpd3NO

[Kurt Veldman @KurtVeldman]

Fuckin Tassie... #alldaboiiz #falls2012 @JackPearson7 http://t.co/xEiAgoMJ

[Kurt Veldman @KurtVeldman]

Last day in Tassie... Beers on the beach wit da boiiz @JackPearson7

[Jack Pearson @JackPearson7]

Only in Tazzie can one enjoy a full afternoon of clay bird shooting! @NicoleGulaGula @KurtVeldman #goodtimes

[Jack Pearson @JackPearson7]

Hanging wit da boiiiice! #tazzie @KurtVeldman loving life!

[Jack Pearson @JackPearson7]

Thank god for iPhones... Airport waiting time is now gaming time! #siegehero with @KurtVeldman

[Kurt Veldman @KurtVeldman]

Pop can't keep up... #merrychristmas #nimmoxmas #iloveallyoufilthyanimals pearsonjoe http://t.co/5P9DBgQM

[Caity Smith @caityelyse1994]

@Huntermoore #wouldorwouldnot #australia 😘

[Kurt Veldman @KurtVeldman]

Worst nightmare #empty #nomorebeer #vb #alldaboiiz http://t.co/4PzKJA4z

[Kurt Veldman @KurtVeldman]

I always find myself in this situation!! #21st #closingtime #youdonthavetogohomebutyoucantstayhere #alldaboi http://t.co/50kEYAB4

[Kurt Veldman @KurtVeldman]

Early start on the rocks #sickcunts #braydens21st @steve_steiner jimmyhev http://t.co/oc5KoxBU