Kush Patel

Aspiring Standup comedian,
Aspiring writer.

[Kush Patel @KUSH9459]

@NammaBESCOM when will we get electricity in GM palya?

[Kush Patel @KUSH9459]

@NammaBESCOM still no power in gm palya, its gone for more than 8 hours

[Kush Patel @KUSH9459]

@NammaBESCOM No power since 4:30 PM in cauvery colony, GM Palya, CV Raman Nagar

Rain stopped 2 hours back, what is the update?

[Kush Patel @KUSH9459]

@NoBrokerCare @nobrokercom

In which world does it make sense to charge onboarding fees from us? Supp. you go to buy an apple(price is 5) and guy at the shop charges 10rs (5rs is guy’s salary which is recovering from you)

That’s what you are doing. I need an explaination (3/3)

[Kush Patel @KUSH9459]

@NoBrokerCare
Why? As owner outsourced the property management to NB.
Why do I as a tenant and NB customer has to bear it? Please explain
Did I ask owner to get NB to manage his property? No
Basically if owner can’t put effort to manage his property how is it my fault? (2/3)

[Kush Patel @KUSH9459]

@NoBrokerCare
Disappointed with your services. I bought a relax plan and then freedom plan, which promised to give me owner contacts (so i can save brokerage) The houses are below par (which is not your fault). I liked couple of houses both are asking for ONBOARDING FEES (1/3)

[Ruby Goyal @rubygoyal22]

@NoBrokerCare @nobrokercom
I had taken relax plan but exhausted all the owner contacts so took freedom plan when relax plan was already active. Took freedom plan yesterday to get owner contacts. Now none of the plans are working, when both the plans should be activated.

[Kush Patel @KUSH9459]

@NammaBESCOM We had atleast 5 power cuts since morning today. How many more?

Kodihalli 7th cross road,
PIN - 560008.

Please look into this and resolve.

[Kush Patel @KUSH9459]

@NammaBESCOM No power in Kodihalli 7th Cross Rd since atleast 90 mins. Please let us know when will it be restored?

[Kush Patel @KUSH9459]

@NammaBESCOM no power in kodihalli main road 560008 since an hour. Please inform when it will be restored.

[Kush Patel @KUSH9459]

@NammaBESCOM No power in whole Kodihalli since an hour.
Please look into it.

[Kush Patel @KUSH9459]

@NammaBESCOM No worries now, Power is back. Will DM you if it cuts again.

[Kush Patel @KUSH9459]

@NammaBESCOM No power supply in Kodihalli since 10:30 AM, I have registered 2 complaints so far 1 Via WhatsApp and 1 Via call, On call the one who answered told me “We don't know the cause, since it's a single building issue" pathetic.
Please look into it ASAP.

[Kush Patel @KUSH9459]

@aaryanzee @IPL @SunRisers Me me me

[Kush Patel @KUSH9459]

To all the struggling comics out there who are tweeting something funny and relatable but cropping it to that extent before posting anywhere else so that noone can see you got no engagements due to less popularity just like this tweet .
Believe in yourself, your time will come.

[Kush Patel @KUSH9459]

@iimcomic Same is the concern with Rohit Sharma
Although he is becoming quite consistent since past 1.5-2 years in intl. Cricket.

[Kush Patel @KUSH9459]

Indian parents' logic:- If you want to say something that is good for your kids, then say it in the rudest way possible. 🙃

#cafecomedyindia #indianparents

[Kush Patel @KUSH9459]

@HumourActivist Yes but i think quality of commentary and commentator's own game are two different things.

Because by that logic Harsha Bhogle shouldn't be allowed to do commentary because he is not even a cricketer, but in commentary thorough knowledge of cricket & making point is required.

[Kush Patel @KUSH9459]

@iamshahvishal @IrfanPathan For example mai public me bina naam liye zor se BEWKOOF chillau aur sabse pehle tum hi offense lelo, ye same hi scene hai. 😂