Kush

A problematic Slay.

[Kush @Kushlaaani]

The PickMe driver couldn't locate me so he called and asked if I was the girl across the road wearing a red shirt?
And I said no like a dumbass because it was maroon 😭
Turns out I WAS the girl wearing the red shirt... anyway he ended up cancelling. I'll never recover from this.

[Kush @Kushlaaani]

X* 2025*

[Kush @Kushlaaani]

opened twitter for the first time in 2023 and I feel so lost fr

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[Kush @Kushlaaani]

opened twitter for the first time in 2023 and I feel so lost fr

[Kush @Kushlaaani]

In 2022, I've been called infuriating, annoying, exhausting, a nightmare to date, and a reason they go to therapy for. All in all a good year.

[Kush @Kushlaaani]

told malli to stop throwing a ball inside the house because he's going to break a glass.
Now we have a shattered window.
Being right never felt so wrong.

[Kush @Kushlaaani]

why does the comment sections in even the most wholesome posts gotta have Karens and Kevins yuck

[toxic king @toxicking]

New year, new me. I'm gonna be worse

[Kush @Kushlaaani]

@ConnectedPapers might just be my new favorite thing

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@afrah_rumie @devnithw @ChehanJay01 @Kiddie0222 @minangiiii Ayo this has been on my tl since the beginning of december wtf

[Kush @Kushlaaani]

some people can't appreciate a good thing when they have it, even when the whole world can see it except for them

[Kush @Kushlaaani]

The new season of Emily in Paris is like a fashion magazine did shots on an empty stomach, fell in a ditch, and then threw up in a candy store.

[Kush @Kushlaaani]

I found my rings

[Kush @Kushlaaani]

@AfreenRumie aunty nauuurr 🥺

[Kush @Kushlaaani]

Compliments from kids are fucking wild man. This 13 year old was like 'Hey so you are really young and pretty looking for a Nandi'

[Brooklyn Nine-Nine @brooklyn99]

You’ve heard of elf on a shelf, get ready for…

[Kush @Kushlaaani]

Dudes telling me that I'd be a nightmare to date...hmmm you've sure put a lot of thought into it shawty