Udaku huku nje inasema Kambas and Kales are the new team na mwenye mnaita Lazy Musyoka might be securing his Deputy President seat. Hiyo itakuwa gameplay ingine crazy. #FisiGachagua atakimbilia wapi if it happens. Lakini #KalonzoAtStateHSE has shaken some people. Hawajui side ako
Tukisema kama football, siasa pia tusiweke kwa roho. Mmeona vile Lazy Musyoka ameenjoy hiyo tour ya Statehouse. Nimeona watu wakisema anasurvey his next house but mnajaribu kujidanganya that's the case. Anyway Kambas and Kales will come to secure votes for UDA. #KalonzoAtStateHSE
Hehe Kalonzo has shifted, he listened to Oscar sudi's advice. If Kalonzo is already engaging in State House then political chessboard is shifting than some people expected. Wueh!
Realignment are loading. Panic in certain camps is very understandable.
Both of them are just noise. Kasmuel talks big then disappears, Sifuna talks even bigger and still delivers nothing. Two empty vessels clanging in ODM, wasting everyone’s time while the real issues remain untouched
Gachagua’s bright green soldiers have officially invaded Nairobi. Who needs the actual army when you’ve got an entire squad of matching-suit Itungati ready to conquer… the colour palette? One-term vibes or just the world’s most committed fashion statement? 😂 sifuna worries wiper #SurvivorRights lazy musyoka
Ah, the neon green soldiers have arrived.
DCP soldiers reporting for… another photo op.
#SurvivorRights lazy musyoka kambas and kales #MainaAndKingangi
Ah, the neon green soldiers have arrived.
DCP soldiers reporting for… another photo op.
#SurvivorRights lazy musyoka kambas and kales #MainaAndKingangi
Huyu ndio leader wa The Clueless Opposition anakasirika akiambiwa ni Ruto alimpea kiti. Is it a lie??
We can't rely on them to give Kenyans good solutions. #PoliticsWithoutIdeas
Sifuna performance record is now coming under sharp scrutiny, just like Kalonzo!
Morara ameuliza swali ngumu hapa: What exactly is Sifuna’s track record?
#PoliticsWithoutIdeas
Clueless Opposition!
Gachagua nearly lost it and almost swung at the journalist for stating plain facts: Ruto handed him that DP job on a silver platter. Without it he was a complete nobody. The appointment is the only reason he ever got any street cred. Soft and delusional😆
#PoliticsWithoutIdeas
Sifuna collecting cash from ordinary Kenyans in Kiminini is pure exploitation. This “Linda Mwananchi” thing is just another politician taking money from struggling people while pretending it’s for the youth. Absolute shameful behaviour!
Wonders in Kenya never cease, now why is a man nicknamed the Ruiru Vampire biting a woman’s lip in a lodging?
Truly heartbreaking for the victim, no one should ever experience something so violent and traumatic. Hoping she heals quickly, both physically and emotionally.
Pauline Njoroge suddenly shouting ‘Ruto is a thief, Sifuna isn’t’ at rallies? Funny how the same ‘Mlima girl’ who once played both sides now needs someone coaching her on how to inject drama for the cameras. Politics of insults won’t fill anyone’s plate in 2027.