Clit Commander

[𝘾𝙃𝘼𝙕 𝙼𝙽𝚃𝙻𝙼𝚁𝙺𝚃𝚂 @MntlmrktsChaz]

Me seeing my wife’s boobs for the 53,685th time

[Samuel Sey @SlowToWrite]

My mom when the pastor preached about disobedient children.

[🧢 @jossyreturns]

"Do you all mind if we cancel?"
Me;

[bruce @thatotherblckg]

🤣😂🤣😂 nah this shit got me in tears fr

[☔ @Whotfismick]

When you realize you grew up in best era to be kid and worst era to be adult

[SP @sspencerukk]

Ah mate I’m acc dying here

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough time to feel like human after work

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when u wake up thinking it's few minutes before your alarm goes off but it's actually the middle of the night.

[Jasmine('s boobs hurt) @Ranting_Trans]

I know his cousins probably fucking hate him

[hk 🛸 @wyahk]

the health benefit is that you don’t smell like shit, hope this helps

[VARAHA WARRIOR @VarahaWarrior]

It was her first day at school 💔

[alien @alienincrisis]

the worst part about wasting your life is how comfortable it becomes

[Praise @tufpraise]

so this just ruined my day

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

Gas almost cinco de fucking dollars..

[♰ @reeceollld]

cuz yall wearing it to top golf

[NBA @NBAWAY0FFS]

Knew it was over when Bron did this

[autist @litteralyme0]

COVID-19 wasn't 3 years ago
It was 7 years ago

[𝒶rα˚˖𓍢ִ໋ @yslmammi]

Social media made guys obsessed with women they’ve never met…
and made women feel entitled to lifestyles they’ve never lived and can’t afford.
Everyone chasing illusions instead of building reality

[ᴊ0ʜɴɴʏ @jt0hny]

We have literal online pr*stitutes giving college lectures… society is in hell

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

good gawd we gotta do something bout all the porn on this app. this is outta control