Kuya

[Kuya @KuyaKopper]

Twitter makes me laugh because it’s essentially large groups of people circle jerk complaining about something while doing absolutely nothing in their capability other than tweeting to fix whatever is bothering them. Tweets do nothing and hold no power whatsoever.

[Volcaholic 🌋 @volcaholic1]

🚨 No more sugarcoating. The UN just confirmed the 1.5°C climate limit is effectively dead. We will breach it within years, not decades. We are officially entering a dangerous "overshoot" era. Current policies track us to a lethal 2.6°C.

What does crossing 1.5°C actually mean? It means a massive surge in compounding weather disasters. We aren't just talking about hotter days, as we are looking at abrupt, unpredictable severe droughts, collapsing ice sheets, and extreme floods happening all at once.

It gets worse. Rising sea levels will trigger permanent coastal submersion, threatening to completely swallow island nations. Simultaneously, brutal severe droughts will collapse global crop yields, causing skyrocketing food prices and widespread shortages.

We are completely unprepared.

[rockerito🇲🇽 @orlandocgarcia]

When the autistic kid in clase sees I’m wearing a dinosaur t-shirt

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

you gotta be a special kind of evil to remove seeds from fruits and vegetables just so people can’t grow their own food

[A Forbearing Merchant @ChillToPower]

Noooooo don’t kill yourself you have so many shifts to clock in for

[valentine @valawakened]

No babe, your 10-minute incremental alarms starting a whole hour before you actually get up only make me love you more.

[chimpanzee on a keyboard @interestingmids]

Women don’t understand this but men need their retard time

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Unpopular opinion but blaming a crime on postpartum psychosis is like a man blaming his testosterone for rape. Hormones aren't an excuse for horrific acts. The victims are 3 innocent babies. Enough of this crap.

[KayyKayy @Marie_rossee]

i know paper towels hate to see me in the mf kitchen

[. • @innoutsane]

they don't tell you why it's called a job

J - we're going
O - to fucking
B - kill you nigga

[danny @speedballpunker]

fed saw this and said “let’s belt up baron corbin”

[krus🪖 @krus_chiki]

Really cool how spotify has completely lost the ability to shuffle songs. you click the shuffle buttons and it plays a preset list of songs that are the same every single time no matter what. it used to shuffle i remember

[not telling you @ghettiburner]

“Place your item in the bagging area”
Fucking shut up

[n @dyslexiccunt]

youre jerking off on stolen land bro

[Lemon Hut🌳 @lemonhut2]

When you try to stop smoking weed:

[ChanMan @ChandranTheMan]

Dominik Mysterio leaving RAW to go to AAA.

[零号病人 @tall_pale]

Israel is paying people to drive slow in the left lane

[Charlie Ledger @CharlieLedgerX]

Get ready liver, daddy got yelled at during the team meeting today

[tooflyszn @_tooflyszn]

It's really too bad because we could have built a world where we work a little bit but mostly just hang out and have a good time but instead we got this shithole

[RepMariano @mariiann01396]

mi novia quería noche de películas, pusimos la primera peli al rato la miro y estaba asi

[Genie Offerman (not the famous one) @currentlynotgho]

To me ten milligrams of thc is the same as zero milligrams of thc