Kvng Astvr

we live in permanent White Boy Summer.

Anyone can see that the road that they walk on is paved in gold and it's always summer, they'll never get cold

[Kvng Astvr @Kvng_Astvr]

Only gonna hit a few home runs on this account, then I'll be leaving it dormant for a while so it doesn't get beamed.

[King Aster @Aster_________]

They're nuking my shit left and right, twin.

[Kvng Astvr @Kvng_Astvr]

@jjs478xv Not sure if I've seen anything else from her. I'm pretty good at recognizing my mares and bitches usually. You got anything else from her?

[Kvng Astvr @Kvng_Astvr]

Made some vegan chili to see how well I'd do without relying on meat as a crutch.

Turns out pretty fucking good.

[Kvng Astvr @Kvng_Astvr]

@YourLocalDoe That alright with you?

[Actual Mare Rapist @marerape]

@Aster_________ you gotta stay awake sometimes or you'll miss the best gems

[plap monster @PlapMonster]

only the best mare care at king asters equestrian stables

[King Aster @Aster_________]

Wish there were more videos of mares getting knotted

[King Aster @Aster_________]

How have we entered an age where the only people doing customer support calls are black ladies or Indians?

It's literally like the most perfect job in the world for white women, but it's like a fucking miracle when you get one on the phone.

[King Aster @Aster_________]

I know 99% of you are just bots, but it's crazy to be at nearly 4k followers just posting horse cooter.

Go follow @marerape they deserve it more. That's actual talent.

[Kvng Astvr @Kvng_Astvr]

Just chumming the waters a bit