Kenny vs Spenny

Paying homage to the greatest show on Earth in the form of quotes from Kenny and Spenny.

[Kenny vs Spenny @KvS_says]

I should have taken Sally with me when I made a bowel movement. That was my mistake. #kennyvsspenny @kennyhotz @Spenny

[Kenny vs Spenny @KvS_says]

If Kenny poisoned this animal, I am pressing charges. #kennyvsspenny @kennyhotz @Spenny

[Kenny vs Spenny @KvS_says]

I stuck his toothbrush up my ass two weeks ago and he's still using it. I'm so sorry I used to be mean. #kennyvsspenny @kennyhotz @Spenny

[Kenny vs Spenny @KvS_says]

"What is your strategy for staying awake?"
"Uh, not sleeping. It's very simple." #kennyvsspenny @kennyhotz @spenny

[Kenny vs Spenny @KvS_says]

Kenny, my love, can you please backslash my colon? I'm sick of Spenny's floppy disk. I want you to download your hard drive into my pad.

[Kenny vs Spenny @KvS_says]

Okay, so... do you make more pee-pee in bed, or more caca in bed? #kennyvsspenny @kennyhotz @Spenny

[Kenny vs Spenny @KvS_says]

"You can't use any words in the dictionary."
"Okay, so I could the word 'gruanckreepruck.' Right?"
#kennyvsspenny @kennyhotz @Spenny

[Kenny vs Spenny @KvS_says]

Energy equals mass times something, twice. #kennyvsspenny @kennyhotz @spenny

[Kenny vs Spenny @KvS_says]

I haven't really formally introduced my mother. Her real name is Adolf Hitler. #kennyvsspenny @kennyhotz @spenny

[Kenny vs Spenny @KvS_says]

Spenny fucked this chicken like I said he would in the first place & now we have a half-chicken, half-Spenny egg. @kennyhotz #kennyvsspenny

[Kenny vs Spenny @KvS_says]

"I'm going to call a laboratory and have them sample my stool. 'Cause I think you've tampered with it."
"I've tampered with your stool?"

[Kenny vs Spenny @KvS_says]

Cute little kittens with warm little mittens. Warm little mittens, they're cute little kittens. Meow, meow, upside down! @kennyhotz

[Kenny vs Spenny @KvS_says]

I am not a pee-in-my-pantser. I only did this for a humiliation. #kennyvsspenny @kennyhotz @spenny

[Kenny vs Spenny @KvS_says]

Cock in the shitter, fuckin' a tit, vagiiiiii-na, vagiiiiii-na. #kennyvsspenny @kennyhotz

[Kenny vs Spenny @KvS_says]

"There will be no cheating, Spencer."
"Oh, you're telling ME there won't be any cheating?!" @kennyhotz @spenny #kennyvsspenny

[Kenny vs Spenny @KvS_says]

You're a little neurotic. You're a little paranoid. You look like David Schwimmer's Down's Syndromed half brother. #kennyvsspenny @kennyhotz

[Kenny vs Spenny @KvS_says]

"What is that?! What are you eating?!"
"It's... dinner."
"Is that poo? Is that fuckin' poo?!"
#KennyVSSpenny @kennyhotz @spenny

[Kenny vs Spenny @KvS_says]

"I'd like to go to Uranus."
"You'd like to go to MY ANUS?" @kennyhotz @Spenny #kennyvsspenny

[Kenny vs Spenny @KvS_says]

I wish my Grandpa loved me as much as he loved my penis. @kennyhotz @Spenny #kennyvsspenny

[Kenny vs Spenny @KvS_says]

Now we will purposely drive over a very bumpy road with two scalding hot cups of coffee, which we have to hold over our crotches. @kennyhotz