K 🍄 🌵

Mom • Married • Mozzarella Sticks • Medication •• Hard liquor mixed with a bit of intellect •• Dolido pero no Arrepentido •• I’m here but hiding tbh!

[K 🍄 🌵 @KVSGMAMA]

What’s your favorite thing bout being a mom that’s super small and random??

Mine is when kids hold on to your shoulder for balance when they put on their pants or shoes. It’s my favorite. Idk why I love it lol

[` @schiz04renic]

pretending i’m the problem because you can’t handle your own guilt is actually insane behavior

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

I don't give a shit that America is 250 years old. This country lets people without insurance die, leaves its veterans to rot on the streets, and blows up little kids in their schools.

[` @schiz04renic]

then i realized…many relationships only exist because the woman is silently tolerating a whole bunch of bullshit

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

“If thats abuse then every woman I know has been abused.”

Yea dude... you're sooo close to getting it, yet so far away 🫠

[Men Being Awful @pinkcels]

Men are attention seeking whores.

[sugamummy 🏋🏾‍♀️🎀🧚🏾‍♀️ @ceraliza]

If a man ever ask what you bring to the table respond with "what are you lacking that you need a woman to provide for you." F**king devastates them.

[Ayarh 🍒 @AyandaYandiey]

As a parent, you must always be smarter without even shouting. Now she’s out here drinking ‘premium’ fruit juice 😂😂😂😂

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

Gestures to make you more elegant and feminine

[K 🍄 🌵 @KVSGMAMA]

@samacoree My ex took me on a trip to Montana and I never posted him lol

[K 🍄 🌵 @KVSGMAMA]

Idk if some people understand what sober actually means. What are you sober from if you’re still abusing your medication??

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

Nobody prepares you for the fact that you will go through some of the most heart shattering experiences of your life and are still expected to show up for work. Take care of yourself. Pay your bills. Meet your goals. Just carry on… it’s awful

[K 🍄 🌵 @KVSGMAMA]

Omg I haven’t been on here in so long

[K 🍄 🌵 @KVSGMAMA]

Should’ve never started lol jk but I get my tubes removed next week. Thank goodness.

[K 🍄 🌵 @KVSGMAMA]

Fml I think I’m depressed

[Mr. Bezos Jr. 🤑 🚀 @LarryThomasBot]

@SkinCareBully Lmaooo the kids don’t know how she carried Vine in 2015 😭

[𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐌𝐎 … @JaYunnaMonae]

He thinks I’m so smart because I read books. Baby they is FAWKING in these books .

[=ㅅ= @milfbeomgyu]

u would hate to see an average 12 year old 1d stans bedroom in 2013