The Kwan

I survived the Kwan.

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Put this food in a box so I can take it home and cook it more

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I'm Japanese. I can't wear flip flops.

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I have no idea what this western is. I think it's The Virginia. I don't recognize these actors but they are probably dead.

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Does your mother even cook anymore? Did she make these pickles?

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Mushi mushi! Happy new year!

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I do NOT eat American rice.

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*smacks Carly with a gobo root at the oriental store*

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That phone can play songs, even if they're old? That's a good machine, didduh.

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Books are 200 dollars cheaper than phones.

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"You guys don't have a bottle brush" *washes bottle with a paper towel wrapped around a chopstick*

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You should have brought the dog! But I don't have any treats here.

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You're not into jewelry are you. Just books.

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*After Nate ate a whole plate of sushi* "want a hot dog with corn wrapped around it? Like on a stick?"

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Can't you take this lotion on the plane? Are you sure they are actually going to check?

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You don't clip coupons? You must be rich!

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Looks like Steve has gained some weight!

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Do you like my cane?

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Sasha SIT. No sit? You lazy. I think the dog takes after Nathan.

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In Japan, everyone gets drunk on Christmas. For New Year's, we have quiet night. Everything is backwards in America.

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Do you think Santa is real?