KwDallas

A dwarf walks into a brothel with a jackass and a honeycomb... and the dwarf says, who wants to lick some honey off my ass!!

[KwDallas @Kwillross]

@AdamSchefter Oh the MLB refuses to take player safety into account but the player is expected to accept 100% of the responsibility? Fuck that and fuck the MLB for not giving two shits for its players.

[KwDallas @Kwillross]

@RapSheet Would it have been ok if he grabbed em by the p*ssy?

[KwDallas @Kwillross]

@markschlereth The honest truth is OBJ and the Cop involved in this situation are both f*cking idiots.

[KwDallas @Kwillross]

4/5 Top Passing Teams in 2019 didn’t make the playoffs

2/3 Top Rushing Teams in 2019 are still playing this weekend (and the other was Baltimore)

The league is always changing.

[KwDallas @Kwillross]

Pretty sure @FFHitman is solely responsible for jinxing the Pats.

[Mike Wright @FFHitman]

Imagine posting this and then losing at home to Ryan Tannehill. Gonna be real embarrassing. (This tweet will self destruct if the pats win)

[KwDallas @Kwillross]

The day in the life of a Dallas fan:

[KwDallas @Kwillross]

My name is Kyle, I finally played Miles Sanders and still lost.

[Mike Wright @FFHitman]

My names Mike, I finally benched Miles Sanders and I lost because of it

[KwDallas @Kwillross]

@pecrawleynfl @judybattista Also known as a 155.7% increase.

[Xtina @seizetheslayxx]

Thanks to @WesterosHistory for inviting me to their studio to talk about our trip to Ireland! Watch below:

https://t.co/hjzWZMGvMM

[Xtina @seizetheslayxx]

What do you say when someone tells you to stop w/ #ASOIAF?
NOT TODAY
bc today @KWDent2 and I put aside our drastic cultural differences to deliver a #GoT Shocking Moments survey! We want to know your top jaw-dropping moments FOR EVERY SEASON. Link below!
https://t.co/iTmeYVkczC

[KwDallas @Kwillross]

@Bloodofthepod @ladyxtriple Wow. I always knew Christina loved Ohio.

[Xtina @seizetheslayxx]

#GameofThrones is over, but the research is not. *The @Bloodofthepod S8 E6 Survey is LIVE!*
Did the finale live up to the hype? Were your expectations subverted? Are you googling FanFic?
Let us know *all your feels* on the series finale at the link below:
https://t.co/JQAEuwdefk