Roderick

Satirical Writer

[Roderick @KyaloFactFile]

RUTO MEETS MUCHINA AFTER OL KALOU TERRIBLE LOSE

Days after UDA suffered a humiliating loss in the Ol Kalou by-election, President William Ruto hosted the party's defeated candidate, Samuel Muchina Nyagah, at State House, Nairobi, sparking fresh political speculation over the meeting

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Meet the man behind the suits that got everyone talking.

Sir Bonnie Brands is the Kenyan fashion designer who shot into the national spotlight after creating the now-famous DCP-themed suits that sparked intense debate when they appeared in Parliament. What started as bespoke tailoring quickly became a political statement, turning his brand into one of the most talked-about names in Kenyan fashion.

Known for his razor-sharp cuts, premium craftsmanship and bold custom designs, Sir Bonnie Brands has built a reputation for dressing politicians, professionals and public figures with standout bespoke suits. His work has attracted clients from across Kenya and beyond, proving that fashion can shape conversations just as much as politics.

From the tailoring table to the national stage, Sir Bonnie Brands has shown that a well-crafted suit can become more than clothing. It can become a headline.

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"We'll withdraw security from politicians. Let their goons protect them, then we'll meet on the ground."

Coast Regional Police Commander Ali Nuno's remarks are already raising eyebrows, with critics questioning whether security should ever be used as a political bargaining chip.

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Few hours after Isaac Mwaura took it to the public to apologize in behalf of government, the regime has admitted that it owes no one apologize by appointing Charles Owino

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OLKALAU BY-ELECTIONS IS COSTING RUTO'S ALLIES FROM MT. KENYA
Huku Gachagua ameinject, hadi Mwaura ametolewa as the government spokesperson, sasa huyu CS wa wafanyikazi anajitetea vibaya sana kazi isiende🥲

Gachagua is threatening all Ruto Allies from mountain holding offices in executive

[Somoina Kapeen @SomoinaKapeen]

Simama tuone madiaba mrembo😂

[Naomi Waithira @Naomikibandi]

Nakuru Senator,Tabitha Karanja,paying her last respects to the UDA party.

Expect her at Wamunyoro residence one sunny morning before December 2026.

[Book Ten @Bookten8]

Hii siku ruto alikua na field day 😂

Ati ‘hii pesa kalonzo walichanga walikula na malaya, Kama hawakula na malaya amwatuambie ilienda wapi?
Mnaibia maskini mnaenda kufanya dhambi nje ya ndoa’😂😂

[Klement 🌿 @KlementGemini]

Somali babes never used to reveal their bodies nowadays naona waliacha hio ujinga.

[𝗞 𝗔 𝗡 𝗚 𝗘 𝗧 𝗛 𝗘™🇰🇪 @Realkangethe]

BREAKING: "Ruto Must Go" chants as residents of Keiyo South (Elgeyo Marakwet County) protest against their government. Onesimus Kipchumba Murkomen comes from Elgeyo Marakwet.

[Eng.Kogi🔨 @John63681549]

Who said murima men are not romantic👫.

[Roderick @KyaloFactFile]

@Adele_lide Ignore Sifuna at your own peril, Sifuna will give people sleep less night, wait and watch, you better join him because you can't win against the biggest odd in kenya now

[Adele @Adele_lide]

Huyu Sifuna sasa he's getting out of hand. Should be tamed before it's too late

[Osama Novara @osama_novara]

Kama kuna tweep wa ufala kwa hii TL ni Richie. 😂😂 kazi ni kutusi watu TL na kutafuta clout lakini kwa DMs anaomba kuliko kiwete. Watu wakiezaleta screenshot za DMs hamueziamini tofauti yake na beggar ni aty ye habebangi sahani.

[AntohKE @therealantoh]

Why don't these people resign from UDA and seek fresh elections if they think they are men enough.
I thought they are circumcized.

[Bakhita Esther @bakhita_esther]

I love my Cirry Nairobi 📍

[Cassandra 🌺 @Casandrafaith25]

Bold move or not? 👀

[Roderick @KyaloFactFile]

NI KUBAYA NTSA WAMEKAMATA 22 PEDESTRIANS NOW SET TO FACE CHARGES AFTER THIKA SUPER HIGHWAY FRESH CRACKDOWN

NTSA has arrested 22 pedestrians at Allsops for allegedly failing to use the footbridge while crossing the busy Thika Superhighway. They are set to be charged with obstructing traffic.

While enforcement is important, authorities must also ensure footbridges are convenient very long bridge with curves kenyan are tired already, so as to encourage compliance rather than relying solely on arrests.

[Roderick @KyaloFactFile]

We had free education for years. Then, just a few months ago, the government scrapped the long-standing system introduced under President Kibaki and replaced it with a new funding model. Now that it's being restored, are Kenyans expected to celebrate?

Returning what people already had is not a new achievement. The real question is why it was taken away in the first place, that money didn't benefit comrades as purposed ilienda wapi. Kenyans are tired of policies that create problems first, only for the government to later present the reversal as progress.

We must drain the swamp 2027 it is