Ky

free will + internet = retardation

[Ky @KyAnAsshole]

asked for an angel shot at the bar and got a blowjob

[Ky @KyAnAsshole]

“you never know what you have until its gone” just pass me the TP bro

[Ky @KyAnAsshole]

cant date a bitch who smoke cigs, once you get a hole in your neck shawty im fucking it

[Ky @KyAnAsshole]

male_06 type of day

[Ky @KyAnAsshole]

joined r/centralnervoussystem and told them “today im feeling”

[Ky @KyAnAsshole]

burdened with glorious purpose

[Ky @KyAnAsshole]

@lacedsunnyd and purple studs are worth more than blue 💯

[Ky @KyAnAsshole]

the incident™

[Ky @KyAnAsshole]

uno just make the cards, we will handle the rules

[Ky @KyAnAsshole]

shaking my spear in a midsummer night’s dream

[Ky @KyAnAsshole]

cry on my shoulder n i will watch your tears bead off my arcteryx jacket

[Ky @KyAnAsshole]

i love eating ass and getting chilli flakes stuck in my teeth

[Ky @KyAnAsshole]

born to swim, ocean is a fuck. i am fish man. 4 million dead carp

[Ky @KyAnAsshole]

guess where i went last night!!!! to bed!!!

[Ky @KyAnAsshole]

you make love to your wife, what’re you gay?

[Ky @KyAnAsshole]

overwatch is like a marriage, you like it at first, get sick of, then realize youre stuck with it

[Ky @KyAnAsshole]

we gonna inflate our colons with a tire pump n do some tooting

[Ky @KyAnAsshole]

to be cringe is to queef

[Ky @KyAnAsshole]

@lacedsunnyd midget moment

[Ky @KyAnAsshole]

ChatEBT how to i get to become a millionaire without working a job ever

[Ky @KyAnAsshole]

do you even drain bro 🥶 ❄️