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A R I E S 🇭🇹

[Queens of Bravo @queensofbravo]

Katie Rost putting on green contacts and a blonde wig to celebrate Robyn Dixon 💀 #RHOP

[issy🫧 @islamiyaaaah]

i wish i had a me in my life

[CBFW ᥫ᭡ @Stunnianna]

Never run into ppl I cut off. They don’t do the cool shit I do.

[MECCA @iH8Meccavellii]

We in jorts and the boys in rhinestones. This summer we going Usher and trading places lmao

[daisy @ihatedai]

No cookouts on Memorial Day cus the men busy bedazzling their matching sets

[only 1 uzama @KaiUzama]

A lot of you never held any leadership role prior to marriage. Not your offices, not in associations you belong to, not even headboy of your primary school, so marriage is the one place you finally get to be the local champion leader you’ve been having wet dreams about.

Pathetic

[Coreyyyy. @YoungCorey]

Shutdown the idea of forgiving student loans but if you rioted on Jan 6th you bouta get paid lol

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

Me agreeing with every plan my boss has while plotting my escape:

[𝓐𝔂𝓸✯ @shefwayo]

me holding my opinion after realizing I cannot fix this person's entire educational history in just one conversation.

[JUST!N✨❤️ @NickisFinest]

U don’t even have to drop it, just go.

[️s @big_sam_atari]

Her side nigga

[Ms.Boy 🍄🫧✨ @therealmsboy]

Facebook a dangerous place rn 😭

[Capital K @Kyin__]

@GUACAWOLE When I went it was horrible

[bwoah 🇿🇦 @MsMamma_]

For some weird and goated reason. I never bump into people I don’t talk to, ever again

[autist @litteralyme0]

Me walking into work 15 minutes late knowing they can't fire me because I do the work of 3 people

[Oxtail Pricing Specialist @simsimmaaz]

I feel like that was pretty clear even as a child lmao

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

Cinco de Mayo fall on a taco Tuesday…How you say “bounce that ASS just like yo friend do” in Spanish ?

[Čhazeᛪ༙ @Gottalovechaze]

ngl Apple Music doesn’t shuffle enough for me, thousands of songs & it still plays the same 50 songs

[FreeGameDolly☕️ @dirathedoll]

This girl on tiktok said “dont say that you the birthday shit to me” someone said “she heated she the candles” LMAOOOO

[Manlet King ☩ @TheManlet_King]

It was so 'great' that it made 5 million people immediately stop watching forever.