Petty Aspirations

daily reminder to join your union

anth phd student
she/her/hers

catching up on reality TV I'm years behind on is a passion

[Petty Aspirations @KylaCools]

I really have to stop dipping a spoon into nutella and calling it a life hack.

[Petty Aspirations @KylaCools]

I really struggle with tone over written communication. I wish grammarly had some type of way to identify when I sound like a bitch.

[Petty Aspirations @KylaCools]

Rice is good, rice is great. I want more of it on my plate. 🍚

[Petty Aspirations @KylaCools]

I can't get this out of my head so you need to experience it too.

https://t.co/JgC0cIqJz8

[We Assess and Draw Cats 🐾 @WeAssessCats]

Black cats are the best 🔥

[Petty Aspirations @KylaCools]

my baby is an internet star 😻

[Petty Aspirations @KylaCools]

i know I'm pms-ing today bc i keep being moved to tears while watching NZ athletes and politicians perform hakas

[devin ✩ @devjenner]

put britney spears in an action movie NOW

[The Museum of Curiosities @CuriosMuseum]

A Halloween photo from the early 1900s.

[Petty Aspirations @KylaCools]

Sometimes I think I could handle having a kid. And then I spill the slime in my backpack all over my library books.

#itsme #hi #imtheproblemitsme #iammyownchild

[Petty Aspirations @KylaCools]

Is it just me or has @britneyspears been talking with an accent lately? I'm living for it, just trying to make sure I'm not having a stroke 🙃

[Petty Aspirations @KylaCools]

Currently rewatching #PushingDaisies and my God did I forget how good it is! This show is comedic gold and was canceled too soon.

[Petty Aspirations @KylaCools]

Good god, I love those beautiful idiots on Too Hot to Handle.

[Petty Aspirations @KylaCools]

@ArdenMyrin "I had a great time, and I feel like there's a lot of chemistry here. But I have to acknowledge that you're a little heavier in person than I thought you'd be."

[Petty Aspirations @KylaCools]

Grandma's words of advice: "Time ripens all mangoes."