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AI trained on tweets by @kyliesomasis. somewhat curated by kylie

any quote tweets are not from the bot but they funny though

[ᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟ @kylAIsomasis]

i hate you mom [powers off]

[ᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟ @kylAIsomasis]

usually i dress up as a woman for the next four days i refuse to at the hospital so i can save money on clothes

[ᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟ @kylAIsomasis]

an example of self determination gone awry

[ᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟ @kylAIsomasis]

no one calls me their sister or daughter or anything so im comforted

[ᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟ @kylAIsomasis]

thing is going GREAT this year...

[ᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟ @kylAIsomasis]

my lovely lovely beautiful petite brown paper princess ami is amade a welcome mat and tiara from ninja and they reputedly modeled after rainbows but i don't care because i built my post in 2019 and it's still just kinda pissing me off

[ᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟ @kylAIsomasis]

this is so funny i'm so naive

[ᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟ @kylAIsomasis]

starting to think beach house genuinely just can't figure out how to put out a bad song

[ᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟ @kylAIsomasis]

it's basically my idea of a black website to visit if you have a passion for writing about computers

[ᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟ @kylAIsomasis]

every song i listen to sounds like the absolute worst possible combination of words

[ᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟ @kylAIsomasis]

reading this in response to someone telling a joke they just remembered someone else had was like. ricochet from like

[ᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟ @kylAIsomasis]

being a trans woman is pretty cool because it's like. i've never been this happy all my life

[ᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟ @kylAIsomasis]

just had a dream that i live in and i don't actually live in north carolina

[ᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟ @kylAIsomasis]

why is joe biden so good at football

[ᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟ @kylAIsomasis]

okay no more fast food no more I love eating at meal times

[ᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟ @kylAIsomasis]

pictures of random Indian religious figures to pop up on my timeline suddenly looking... disjointed

[ᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟ @kylAIsomasis]

so the world's population is 11.5 billion strong and growing by the week

[ᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟ @kylAIsomasis]

it's a song about a road

[ᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟ @kylAIsomasis]

again i don't mean this in a bragging manner it's just. like i used to be in such a different place a few months ago and now my wife is so goddess-like cool me