wittybartender

Not your average shmuck

[wittybartender @Kyle18901867]

do not weep
for the arrow.

it has spent
its whole life

yearning

for the sky.

[wittybartender @Kyle18901867]

“OBLIGE HIM”

[wittybartender @Kyle18901867]

Wabi sabi

[wittybartender @Kyle18901867]

Don’t be obsessed with the results

Be obsessed with the path

[wittybartender @Kyle18901867]

You gonna die for some chickens?

…someone is

[wittybartender @Kyle18901867]

Petition to have golf courses install lights on their 18th hole

[wittybartender @Kyle18901867]

Conspiracies are not required when interests align

George Carlin

[wittybartender @Kyle18901867]

I know I’m alive when I bleed

[wittybartender @Kyle18901867]

Dumpster mermaids

[wittybartender @Kyle18901867]

Kings have honor,
soldiers have bravery,
and poets have heart.
But all I have is
RAGE

[wittybartender @Kyle18901867]

Maturing is the accumulation of being told no throughout your life

[wittybartender @Kyle18901867]

If you’re the smartest person in the room, you’re in the wrong room.

[wittybartender @Kyle18901867]

Say what you want about The Boy’s finale, I too do not feel it lived up to expectations. But I shall tip my hat to the show as a whole, for it truly paved the pay for raunchy gore comedy. Never have I been so baffled by what I was being shown on screen. Pure art.

[wittybartender @Kyle18901867]

All gave some. Some gave all.

[wittybartender @Kyle18901867]

Fix the leak before filling the bucket

[wittybartender @Kyle18901867]

Fear is a mile wide, but only an inch deep

[wittybartender @Kyle18901867]

Embarrassment is an under-explored emotion. Go out there and make a fool of yourself

[wittybartender @Kyle18901867]

Life gets hard, ease your soul, cleanse your mind, learn to fly, then reach the stars, you take the time, to look behind and see how far I done came

It’s a Cole world

[wittybartender @Kyle18901867]

Come what may