Kyle Schlink

Lifter, lover, and just about anything other. I am the fucking man.

[Sidney Mattson @sidneymattson]

I miss @jgessell

[Kyle Schlink @Kyle_Allstar]

Wake up and smell the fuckin protein. Oh and don't forget to check out the fine poon that I'll be stealing from @TheRealRajala #tooeasy

[Kyle Schlink @Kyle_Allstar]

@TheRealRajala is such a pussy. The kid still uses fuckin 50's when he does curls and probably drinks straight Mike's Hard #littlebitch

[Kyle Schlink @Kyle_Allstar]

These blonde locks could turn on any Minnesota beauty with a hundred mile radius #shethinksmyhairissexyitreallyturnsheron

[Kyle Schlink @Kyle_Allstar]

Any of you lucky ladies wanna see me in the weight room tomorrow, tickets go on sale at 5 AM. And yes, it will be a complete #pantydropper

[Kyle Schlink @Kyle_Allstar]

That's right peasants #daddysfuckinhome #bowdowntome