Kyle Denton

business. casual.

[Kyle Denton @Kyle_Denton]

@Mike_kim714 137

[Monday Q Info @acaseofthegolf1]

🚨🚨@redroostergolf contest!

@BradFritsch is a Sens fan (must like misery) and I am a Red Wings fan. They play in an hour

If Sens win (zero chance) I’ll buy 5 people RR gloves and divot tools. If Wings win Brad will give them away.

To enter just RT and follow @redroostergolf

[Pinehurst Resort @PinehurstResort]

Let’s celebrate the reopening of Pinehurst No. 8. RT this for a chance at a round for you and a guest on No. 8 and The Cradle. And, with No. 8 being our Centennial Course (see the "100?"), we’ll toss in a $100 gift card for each of you to use in the golf shop.

[Pinehurst Resort @PinehurstResort]

2.22.22

To celebrate the date, players on No. 2 today will receive a commemorative coin. A coin will also be given to the men and women who care for Course 2 each and every day. You, too, can get one. **RT this for a chance to win a round on No. 2 for you and a guest.**

[Kyle Denton @Kyle_Denton]

@KevinMichie @Cabbie @SNBets

[Malcolm Jenkins @MalcolmJenkins]

Philly,
I will miss you.
#FlyEaglesFly
https://t.co/mKeuENBjKn

[Tauriq Moosa @tauriqmoosa]

This remains the most painfully accurate portrayal of a corporate job I've ever seen.

[Kyle Denton @Kyle_Denton]

@KevinMichie @the_Zubes Chicken Finger Sub, to reach that daily sodium count in one bite.

[Scott Patsko @ScottPatsko]

How Damon Sheehy-Guiseppi’s #Browns tryout brought ‘Major League’ to life. https://t.co/qGXifzuTHn

[Mark D. Aubrey @mdaubrey]

https://t.co/MAk6KcNsFd

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

this is the most excited I’ve ever been to share an article!! This is my magnum opus. https://t.co/I0XXbvS7fn

[Kyle Denton @Kyle_Denton]

One year ago today I spent #OpeningDay in a great baseball bar in NYC's East Village where Mets fans cheered after all 27 defensive outs. I wish everyone a less obnoxious and delusional experience to start the 2019 season.

[The Players’ Tribune @PlayersTribune]

“Hey Humphries, don’t do that.”

“Do what, coach?”

“You don’t joke around with Dirk.”

“But we’re just … we’re just having fun, Coach.”

“No. Dirk has fun. You don’t have fun. You need to focus. Dirk? He doesn’t even need to practice. He’s f****** Dirk.” https://t.co/uPnkmIINLi

[Kyle Denton @Kyle_Denton]

George Costanaza’s “You know we’re living in a society!” line comes to mind every time I’m in an airport.

[Jon DeTrinis @JonDeTrinis]

From sources:

Yesterday, 4 armed guards entered the @saints locker room, with Coach @SeanPayton wheeling the Lombardi trophy on top of $225k in cash.

Coach then said: “Y’all want this???”

“Win 3 F’n games.”

The locker room erupted. $225k is each player’s SB bonus.
#WHODAT

[Minor League Baseball @MiLB]

ICYMI: You voted for it and the time has come. The Rocket City Trash Pandas unveiled their logos and colors. The club is set to debut in the Southern League in 2020.
👉 https://t.co/9414zXwZVo

[ADWEAK @adweak]

BREAKING: New Car Commercial Shows Car Driving Through Empty City At Night, Some Sort Of Copy About Feeling Alive, Unreadable Lease Details

[Kyle Denton @Kyle_Denton]

@Feinsand Lance Lynn is a switch hitter?! This changes everything.