Doom_Seer

it’s all down hill from here

[Doom_Seer @Kyle_Hates]

In the city I knew it was fireworks
In the country I know it’s gunfire

[Doom_Seer @Kyle_Hates]

Hot pepper flakes and olive oil can combine and create a rectum-searing lubricant WHILST IN the digestive track?!

[Doom_Seer @Kyle_Hates]

I’ll believe it when I see him in chains.

[Doom_Seer @Kyle_Hates]

Attended a wedding this weekend, wife and I sat with another couple at dinner and had a genuinely nice time, until we were getting our desserts to go and he mentioned “full support of Israel” and “very anti-Hamas” to which I replied “but it’s a genocide” and he was like 🤷

Fuck!

[Doom_Seer @Kyle_Hates]

@dostwiththemost “What a dork!” every time they snap one

[Doom_Seer @Kyle_Hates]

@dostwiththemost I use Dewalt but I love Milwaukee’s 12v stuff, the batteries slip right into the handles so they’re always compact. Do you know what you’re looking for?

[Doom_Seer @Kyle_Hates]

@dostwiththemost You have to pick a battery ecosystem, and go from there

[Doom_Seer @Kyle_Hates]

A lot of talk about OJ’s passing, but I haven’t personally come across anything mentioning the possibility of CTE being a factor in his life and its trajectory.

[Professor Ludo @Prof_Ludo]

The Last Airbenders.
And it’s a cool cartoon logo of the horn section

[Nate @thenatewolf]

Me: Imagine if every tear was an egg and every time you started crying there was 10-50 broken eggs on you. You leave a funeral and it’s like “crunch crunch crunch” (if the person was beloved).

Genie: That's your wish?

Me: No, we're just talking. Just being Friends right now.

[Doom_Seer @Kyle_Hates]

When I share a link, I assure you, it’s from https://t.co/tXEf4GMvNY

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

Your brain when you realize that you can just walk home from the bar regardless of how far it is

[Doom_Seer @Kyle_Hates]

WHO ARE YOU SAVING THE DAYLIGHT FROM ASSHOLES!?
-me, screaming at the darkness outside my kitchen window before I leave for work

[Doom_Seer @Kyle_Hates]

Synergy!

[Austin Guy @Dzikhead]

Bet y’all didn’t know there was a nuclear sub called the USS Chicago in the 90s with the bulls logo painted on the front

[Doom_Seer @Kyle_Hates]

Using Sleep as part of my vetting process for work partners has been integral. You’re either in to this or you can find your way out the door.
Also, “Groove is in the Heart,” by Dee-lite

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

Me & the homies headed over to this guy’s house

[Doom_Seer @Kyle_Hates]

@DylanLJMartin @alexnpress No it isn’t

[Doom_Seer @Kyle_Hates]

Pro tip: Faßtnachts can be microwaved for a few seconds to freshen up, even several days later.

[Restorations @Restorations]

Tickets are on sale! 🎟️

4/19 Boston @DeepCutsRocks https://t.co/1ZDAo7bI8m
4/20 Philly at The Church (@R5Productions) https://t.co/medHZYiKqk
4/21 New York @tveyenyc https://t.co/gqx0LDVjXU

Can’t wait to share this music with you ✌🏼

Poster by @brunofsky

[Doom_Seer @Kyle_Hates]

@dostwiththemost STEPPED DOWN ONCE ALREADY, claimed he did so because he got some bad advice from someone, came back, GREW THE STACHE, and now we here?!?!!
I gave up on WWE in HS cause I hated him. He’s controlled and stunted the industry for 4 decades and now we here.