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[kyle @Kyle_Main]

@emo_revival I believe it’s called corporate memphis

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

god i hate the dentist

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

the correct height is 5’11. if you are any taller or shorter than this, there is something wrong with you. you should have done things differently

[RossCreations @CreationsRoss]

Filling my PC with Beans and Hiring a Repairman to Fix it

[Michelle Obama @MichelleObama]

Thank you to all of our teachers across the country and around the world for going above and beyond to show up for your students during this difficult time. You are heroes. You always have been, but especially today. #TeacherAppreciationWeek

[PBF Comics @PBFcomics]

Sir Leopold

[kyle @Kyle_Main]

@emo_revival @desbroman Good luck @desbroman

[Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters]

One time when I was like 11 my dad took me to an Italian restaurant and the waiter asked what my name was and I said “Sam but you can call me captain ravioli” and my dad just looked at me and said “what the fuck was that? don’t do that” and I’ve been chasing that high ever since.

[kyle @Kyle_Main]

I am me and you are not me we are not the same

[devon spinnler townsend @devonspinnler]

i love when journalists say “i really want to like the cybertruck, but...”

it’s not hard to like it. i’ve done it. it took me less than a minute

[kyle @Kyle_Main]

Instead of direct deposit or check, I should be able to be paid in a pelican case full of cash

[kyle @Kyle_Main]

@desbroman You have to show her how it’s done

[kyle @Kyle_Main]

@FuckedUpNick @theneedledrop Kendrick: I made an album about economic disenfranchisement, gang violence, cultural influence, and their affect on my internal conflict about the love and hate I have for my city

Peggy: *coughs* GLOCK WITH THE DICK

[Towson Football @Towson_FB]

An @ESPNCFB Game Ball to our very own Tom Flacco!