Kyle Brown

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Fearful Americans Stockpiling Facts Before Federal Government Comes To Take Them Away https://t.co/fD5lovoWh6

[David Ignatius @IgnatiusPost]

What a gift @realDonaldTrump has given to ISIS--to affirm their sick narrative that they are at war with an anti-Muslim America #MuslimBan

[cooper @KahoeC]

I know several friends who would be denied re-entry b/c of Trump's #MuslimBan. @POTUS you've made this personal. We will not stop fighting u

[Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren]

.@realDonaldTrump's order restricting immigrants from Muslim countries & freezing admission of refugees is a betrayal of American values.

[Kyle Brown @KyleABrown19]

This guy is the Trump Steaks of presidents.

[Kyle Brown @KyleABrown19]

No matter how decent or devastating the following years will be, I have faith in people to stay blindly loyal to their group no matter what.

[Tim Siedell @badbanana]

Enjoy this moment.

[Kyle Brown @KyleABrown19]

Trump inauguration drinking game: finish that bottle, this is not a game.

[Kyle Brown @KyleABrown19]

@racheldanae96 amen girl

[Mike Birbiglia @birbigs]

If @FoxNews existed during MLK's life: "Mister King says he's peaceful, but is he? Tonight we try confuse you with miscellaneous anecdotes."

[Kyle Brown @KyleABrown19]

@JD_Brown9 a tape involving two goblin hookers and a Nimbus 2000 broomstick

[Kyle Brown @KyleABrown19]

It's like if Gilderoy Lockhart was elected Minister of Magic on the promise that he knows where the Chamber of Secrets is...

[Kyle Brown @KyleABrown19]

This is the year I FINALLY begin gardening tomatoes and producing my own ketchup.

[Kyle Brown @KyleABrown19]

It's your last few hours, 2016. Who's it gonna be, George RR Martin? The final two Beatles? WHAT ARE YOU PLOTTING

[Kyle Brown @KyleABrown19]

Me: (to brother) Yeah, I loved Rogue One but it had some problems--
Dad: JESUS!!!!!
Me:
Brother:
Dad: Christmas is about JESUS!!!

[Kyle Brown @KyleABrown19]

YouTube recommended a video called "How To Beat Procrastination" and I instinctively clicked *watch later*.

[cooper @KahoeC]

What the political Left needs today: Less dogmatism, more skepticism. Less dross, more substance. Less outrage, more humor.

[Kyle Brown @KyleABrown19]

Quick tip: before using any French postal service set your package on fire, put the ashes in a zip lock bag, and throw it in the ocean.

[Kyle Brown @KyleABrown19]

Chances are, you, reading this tweet, are more psychologically and morally qualified to be president than the man who will be.