Ky.

Sarcastic for your entertainment | Aspiring trophy wife | Pasta enthusiast

[Ky. @KyleaNummer1996]

I was just told I look like “a 90’s Jennifer Aniston” today so I’d say it’s a pretty great Friday

[nina @ninjaswint]

pop punk being cool in 2021 is the single greatest thing to happen to me

[Ben Manripeem @BradleyOnishi]

Remember when Trump tear gassed peaceful protesters for a Bible photo op? Remember that when you watch what's happening at the Capitol.

[maia 🥰. @stuckonmaia]

“Yo password weak” well so is my memory so plz let me keep it

[Ky. @KyleaNummer1996]

@carsonseal @Apple Thank god it’s not just me 😳

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

We did it, @JoeBiden.

[All Time Low @AllTimeLow]

Maybe it IS my weekend?

[Ky. @KyleaNummer1996]

God bless America💙

[Ky. @KyleaNummer1996]

I know this is controversial but I’m ready for fall now 😬

[Ky. @KyleaNummer1996]

@laurenmanzini At least he’s not a picky eater 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Ky. @KyleaNummer1996]

@olivia_powers_ I have an addictive personality and a family who supports it... I had 27 webkinz.... presumably all dead

[Ky. @KyleaNummer1996]

Had a flower girl tell me “I’m not that excited for the wedding but I’m ready to party” and I don’t think I’ve ever related more to a 5 year old

[Ky. @KyleaNummer1996]

@SHELBabyGotBack Ummmm me👋🏼👋🏼

[Ky. @KyleaNummer1996]

@ness_laura 😂😂

[Ky. @KyleaNummer1996]

I asked Mike what he though a male version of Hooters would be called...

His response: “Peckers”

[Ky. @KyleaNummer1996]

@StammAlexandra1 😂😂 I’m so happy this has become a thread

[Ky. @KyleaNummer1996]

@KathyKincaid11 Just some bruises, but I’ll survive!

[Ky. @KyleaNummer1996]

Leave it to me to fall down the stairs at a wedding I was doing and and makeup for 🙄

[Ky. @KyleaNummer1996]

Ok, but where did the month of July go??

[Ky. @KyleaNummer1996]

@carsonseal Nummer 2020: Are you ready to go right now?