TotallyKyle

A man of mystery and power, whose power is exceeded only by his mystery | Alea Iacta Est

[TotallyKyle @KyleBays]

@RobinhoodApp 👍

[Martin Shkreli @MartinShkreli]

DO NOT make fun of me if one of the investment positions i am in is not going in my favor. that is INAPPROPRIATE

[TotallyKyle @KyleBays]

@DvdndDiplomats UNH

[TotallyKyle @KyleBays]

@DvdndDiplomats I started nibbling UNH

[Theo Von @TheoVon]

my tiktok still workin if any ladies wanna pull up

[Dan Baltic @baltic_dan]

If I’m ever tempted to cry, I remember that I’ll become legally gay if I do. That dries the eyes up real quick

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Remember not to drunk drive on the Fourth of July unless you have somewhere you need to go or if you just want to

[Zach Justice @ZachJustice]

Remember guys today is a great day to prey on women with daddy issues. They’re vulnerable. Let’s feast!

[Lawrence King @lawrencekingyo]

Mafia's in 1800/1900's Italy would do this horrible thing

They would ask small businesses for really large cuts of their profits without giving them much back and if you didn't pay them they would threaten you

Oh no wait sorry that is Governments.

They still do that.... sorry

[Theo Von @TheoVon]

Fuck paper straws. They are the dumbest thing ive ever seen. Trying to drink liquid through a piece of paper is dumb as fuck.

[TotallyKyle @KyleBays]

@DvdndDiplomats 1 did 10 shares of PFE

[TotallyKyle @KyleBays]

@DvdndDiplomats VTSAX, SCHD, O

[TotallyKyle @KyleBays]

@DvdndDiplomats TGT, ALLY, PFE

[Ladd @LaddLaddLadd]

My girlfriend left me because she said I had a god complex.

I told her to close the door on her way back in.

[TotallyKyle @KyleBays]

@DvdndDiplomats 1 PFE
1 SCHD
1 VIG

[TotallyKyle @KyleBays]

@jgilmore33 @ButtCrackSports You’re off your rocker

[TotallyKyle @KyleBays]

@alexfeinberg Move

[TotallyKyle @KyleBays]

@alexfeinberg WIN

[Josh Rainer @JoshRainerGold]

I’ve had 10 cups of coffee today