Kyle Bergman

F*ck computers man. F*ckin bullshit.
Computer Engineer at that company over there.

[Kyle Bergman @KyleBobBergman]

I pressed it.

[Kyle Bergman @KyleBobBergman]

I'm hovering over the button just let me know when y'all press yours

[Kyle Bergman @KyleBobBergman]

"Hey person, do you think what you do and believe is evil and that you are committing evil acts?"

"Shockingly, no. I believe everything I do is justifiable and I have a very good reason to do them, it's everyone else who is doing evil things for literally no good reason."

"Yep"

[Kyle Bergman @KyleBobBergman]

getting married was pretty sweet but being able to put every single wedding related email in the "done" folder and clearing out my inbox for the first time in a year was pretty sweet too.

[Kyle Bergman @KyleBobBergman]

@GreatCheshire Wasn't the "FUCKING PRONOUNS" baby man screaming about choosing between he or her from Starfield? That's the biggest cultural impact it had I think.

[Kyle Bergman @KyleBobBergman]

You're telling me the entire orchestra is from Siberia? And they're ALL trans!?

[Kyle Bergman @KyleBobBergman]

@PaulMcIcedTea Shinji?

[Kyle Bergman @KyleBobBergman]

FUCK nobody's there.

[Kyle Bergman @KyleBobBergman]

What the FUCK Bluesky lets you self host your data? Fuck this site. See y'all never.

[Kyle Bergman @KyleBobBergman]

"This song in this game didn't need to go this hard!!!!!"

YEAH ACTUALLY IT DID.

EVERY SONG THAT DOES NOT GO HARD PROVIDES NO VALUE TO SOCIETY.

GO BACK TO PLAYING UBISOFT GAMES IF YOU WANT A MID SANDWICH.

[Juno @pleinSolei]

fuuck this area sucks I'll look up a guide

guide: this area sucks

fuuuck

[Kyle Bergman @KyleBobBergman]

@CerberusXt @BobToasters Why'd you crop out the channel name?

[Kyle Bergman @KyleBobBergman]

@PatStaresAt Biggest change was to visibility. I thought everyone was exaggerating about being repeatedly flashbanged the whole time but holy shit. Decent change

[Kyle Bergman @KyleBobBergman]

It's pretty insane that basically every website immediately reverts to being a propaganda site as soon as you log out.

Makes you think about who is most likely to use sites without a log in.

[Kyle Bergman @KyleBobBergman]

Just rewatched Thumb Wars

[Kyle Bergman @KyleBobBergman]

Why'd we ever move to plastic bottles over cans?? Cans are sweet

[Kyle Bergman @KyleBobBergman]

Wish I had a musubi right now

[Kyle Bergman @KyleBobBergman]

Addicted to musubis

[Kyle Bergman @KyleBobBergman]

Love these ducking things

[Kyle Bergman @KyleBobBergman]

The crowd erupts into thunderous applause. A 49-minute standing ovation. Comedy is saved for another year. Everyone piles out of their seats before the movie begins. There's no need for it now. They all excitedly speculate about next summer's goat-screaming comedy-epic thriller.

[Kyle Bergman @KyleBobBergman]

It's 2047. A movie trailer for a comedy plays in a theater. At the end of the trailer all the sound drops out as a CGI goat appears on screen. The pop star who was cast as the secondary lead voices a "What's that thing doing here?" and the goat screams directly into the camera.