Kyle Boris

[Kyle Boris @KyleBoris]

@009Linny_ Got em

[Goshen Athletics @GCSDAthletics]

@GHSLadySoccer knock off the defending NYS champions in PKs!!! Onto the regional final #Goshenpride

[Zac Colgan @zackledotcom]

@jess_licciardi get on ma level

[Zac Colgan @zackledotcom]

“@Things4WhitePpl: Yelling out of car windows at pedestrians” @KyleBoris

[Kevin Hart @KevinHart4real]

Subway needs to invest in a damn drive thru..these lines are for the birds!!! I just witnessed a fat guy put 7 different meats on his sub

[Blake Anderson @UncleBlazer]

Shout out to Myth Busters. Shout out to Always Sunny. Shout out to Breaking Bad.

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

If your name is "Jade" and you're not hot, you really fucked up.

[Kyle Boris @KyleBoris]

@kevinkuroski No boboskeeboten, it's the real thing this time.

[Tucker Max @TuckerMax]

Technically, Tim Tebow is still a virgin. Getting assfucked by John Elway doesn't count as sex.